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Jonathan Walsh ([personal profile] drivesadesk) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-05-25 07:12 pm

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Hello, everyone! You know, I've noticed a lot of crazy things happen around here, and so I was thinking I should start keeping a first aid kit around just in case. Unfortunately...there are a few things I'm having a bit of trouble finding, so I was wondering if you guys could help me out.

So anyway, if anyone could help me out here, I'm looking for Sodium Hydroxide as well as neoprene gloves and thread. The thread should be made of neoprene, too.

[If Jonathan knows that there's anything odd about his 'first aid' kit, he shows no sign of it. Also, if they look, they might see what Jonathan has gathered so far, which includes cellophane, scissors, gauze bandages, a thermometer, aspirin and anti-itch cream, all sitting on the desk behind him.]
itistolaugh: Because he tells you what to do all the time. (Name your dick Coach.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-05-27 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhh, how much sodium hydroxide? Are you getting rid of a body? Be honest.
itistolaugh: That masseuse has still got it. (I'll... I'll rub what she's rubbing.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-05-27 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
That is ... Like, scary specific for a "just in case" thing. Spill a lot of acid, huh? Burned a lot a skin, have you?
itistolaugh: (This scenario is okay if you're Greek.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-05-29 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
That doesn't sound like a thing. Is that a thing? That's not a thing.
itistolaugh: It's an MRE made of nightmares. (A bagel monstrosity. A hearty breakfast.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-05-29 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Whaaat? Who?

[ She ain't too bright, son. ]
itistolaugh: It's under "Batman" but I don't think the bank will take it. (Hey Alfred can you write this check?)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-05-29 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhh... Uhhh... Hmmm.

Is it Dooku?
itistolaugh: to look like some Grade-A material. (I want my fanny meat)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-05-29 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I'm pretty sure it's Dooku!
itistolaugh: (Isn't this just lovely and normal?)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-05-29 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhh, really? Well, if you meet him, you'll definitely be like, "wow, this guy for sure has acid blood!"

So what's that like? Is it tingly?