Link (
ofwilds) wrote in
maskormenace2017-05-27 04:02 am
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Shrine 002 | Text
Excuse me, I've never done anything like this before.
My name is Link if you don't know me. I'm a Knight from a land very different from this. I also perform as a mime.
[Because that's totally normal.]
As a Knight, and chosen Champion of the Princess, I carried out various tasks and trials for the people of Hyrule, my King, and Princess alike. I liked it. I liked it a lot more than being a mime.
All I want to do is help people...and be a knight to whoever may need one. It doesn't matter if it's catching a bad guy, climbing a tree, fetching you something you lost, help training, or getting you a certain piece of information--big or small, I don't ask anything in return, either. +I won't turn down a crisp apple if you offer, but it really isn't necessary. If you'd like, please leave me a version of this form, with your information and how I may be able to help you.
"Name:
Location:
Problem/Request:
Urgent?: Y/N
Difficulty Level: 1-10"
You don't need to use it, but I see forms like that all over this world, so I thought it might make things easier...Just say the word, and I'll do what I can.
My name is Link if you don't know me. I'm a Knight from a land very different from this. I also perform as a mime.
[Because that's totally normal.]
As a Knight, and chosen Champion of the Princess, I carried out various tasks and trials for the people of Hyrule, my King, and Princess alike. I liked it. I liked it a lot more than being a mime.
All I want to do is help people...and be a knight to whoever may need one. It doesn't matter if it's catching a bad guy, climbing a tree, fetching you something you lost, help training, or getting you a certain piece of information--big or small, I don't ask anything in return, either. +I won't turn down a crisp apple if you offer, but it really isn't necessary. If you'd like, please leave me a version of this form, with your information and how I may be able to help you.
"Name:
Location:
Problem/Request:
Urgent?: Y/N
Difficulty Level: 1-10"
You don't need to use it, but I see forms like that all over this world, so I thought it might make things easier...Just say the word, and I'll do what I can.

Text - I'm sorry for him
Location: Maurtia Falls
Problem/Request: A corrupt government has filled my body with monitoring machines against my will, and refuses to provide any option for their safe removal
Urgent?: Not urgent I suppose, but certainly important
Difficulty Level: 10. No one has yet achieved this task
It is noble of you to offer your services without compensation. Yet if you do want anything in return for your help, I can certainly arrange payment far more generous than apples.
[lurk]
He wasn't expecting such… non-anonymous, on an open channel…
…it was Constellation-talk.
From the once- (late?-) founder of the Separatist movement…
Cassian's throat and lungs are having some sort of who can collapse in on themselves the tightest contest.
The Separatist movement was because conditions were so bad…
There has to reach a degree of…
You have to try everything else first because the costs are so high… if they aren't balanced with…
It can't start so…
"soft power to hard power"
The near-unanimous conclusion on both sides…
It had just seemed like the usual bantha-fodder cognitive trap, sentients tending to take everything in the universe personally, as if the infinite chaos of causality could actually remotely have any aspect done solely for your benefit. —How, upon learning how the Separatists were viewed by post-Imperial view, betrayed and used he had felt.
…Could it really… have created…
Bones slid against each other in his skull, assaulting the ear and causing pain. Cassian deliberately loosened his jaw.
And programmed in an alert function for certain keywords on the network.
And opened a mental file marked Constellation?
He would have to talk to Dooku again sometime. Soon.
And emphatically without letting himself feel like the tiny child whose father had just left him in an empty room.]
text - this is perfect
Do they normally put monitoring machines in us?
Text
You are no exception. Look at your right wrist. Do you see the blue letters upon it? They are formed by the machines I spoke of.
Some imPorts are content with this state of affairs. I am not one of them, nor am I alone in my views.
text; also sorry he just likes Dooku's style here
Location: Maurtia Falls
Problem/Request: Been taken from my home and held in another universe by a corrupt government unwilling or unable to send me back.
Urgent?: Y
Difficulty Level: 10
If you manage to solve this, you can have all the money and material possessions I've got here.
[lurk]
Cassian files this to cross-reference with his fledging mental dossier on potential Constellation constituents.
With possibly more of a lump in his throat than with Dooku.
Though they've only communicated once, that was enough for Cassian to rather like Alfie.
Please please let "sides" stay fluid. Please don't let this escalate.]
text; this is fantastic
I still haven't found a way to do that, though...
I'm always looking, however! So...You could say I'm already on the job. And have been for a while now...
Sorry if that's not much help...
text;
It's never something you're going to get done on your own, of course. But I'm sure you know that already.
text;
If there's anything more general, I'd be happy to help with that, too...
text;
text; also sorry but for a different reason
Location: N/A
Problem/Request: I need the worst hat you can find.
Urgent?: Y
Difficulty Level: 2
I don't think I can emphasize enough it needs to very much be the absolute worst "baseball" hat you can find.
text
Do you mean worst as in non-functional?
Or just a really, really ugly one...
Either way, consider it done!
no subject
Your reward will be whatever I find of some value before you finish the job.
text
LOCATION: HEROPA .
PROBLEM/REQUEST: I WOULD LIKE A NOBLE YOUNG HERO WHO CARES ABOUT PEOPLE TO HELP ME SAVE THE HERMIT CRABS.
URGENT: VERY.
DIFFICULTY LEVEL: 1000000000000000000000000000000
text
I'm just the person for the job, I think!
Re: text
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS TO BRING TO THE TABLE BEFORE WE START?
Voice
[Anastasya's voice is somewhere between amused and perhaps a tad concerned.]
no subject
I mean, I'm not gonna do anything bad if somebody asks me to, like, hurt anyone...
[SIGH. Maybe that's a good point, though.]
I just want to help...
no subject
[She probably wasn't giving him enough credit, was she? She made a thoughtful sound under her breath.]
Well. What job were you given when you arrived?
no subject
...
Um.
I'm a mime.
no subject
[Give her a minute while she googles that, Link. There's an audible 'what in the mother's name...' at one point shortly before she returns.]
Well that job isn't going to help anyone, is it.
no subject
It's unlikely.
Yeah.
[THE MIME STRUGGLE IS REAL]
no subject
Still not entirely clear on how that makes money, honestly...
[Ah well.]
Okay, so, outside of...mimery...what kind of skills do you have?
no subject
I'm the most gifted swordsman in my kingdom...I have an abnormally strong body due to the blessings of the goddess Hylia...I'm quick, nimble...I have a device that lets me lift large metal objects, freeze water, create bombs, and momentarily stop time for any given object.
And...
Um.
Animal husbandry.
. . .
I can cook.
no subject
You can stop time?
voice - > video
Yeah! Hold on...[It takes a minute for him to get the video working. Link will be sitting in front of her with said grin on his face. There's a pencil in one hand.]
Check this out!
[He drops the pencil, and mid-drop it shines a bright gold before stopping in mid-air.]
Cool, right?
[Once a few seconds pass, the pencil loses its slight glow and drops normally.]
voice forever for her!
How...does it work?
no subject
It's an ancient technology that I don't really understand...But I'm in control of it, so...
[He drops the pencil again, freezing it in stasis just like last time. While it's frozen, he flicks the pencil a few times with his fingers.]
It doesn't really matter how.
[Instead of dropping like last time, the pencil goes flying off into the distance once it loses the glow.]
It just...is.
no subject
[That was just odd.]
I'd love to take a look at whatever it is that allows that to happen sometime, if you wouldn't mind.
no subject
...
...
or something.
Like I said, not super clear how it works. [Cocks his head.]
You can take a look at it sometime if you want, though. As long as you're careful...
no subject
[She had seen time magic though, as odd as that probably was.]
I would promise the utmost care, of course.
[video]
As for me, my name is Zoey. I'm sure you noticed that if you didn't have a special 'power' in your own world you do now. What sort of training where you thinking of, Link?
no subject
Swordplay? I'm a very talented swordsman. At least, that's what people tell me. [Which is putting it modestly, mr. famous hero man]
Just general knightly conditioning, too...Pretty basic training.
Oh! And survival training. I've spent a lot of time living in the wilderness, recently...