It isn't that weird-- if anything, it's sophisticated. Call it retro if you want, but "Reginald" as a name has really made a comeback.

[ Okay, he might be slightly defensive. Only slightly. ]

Well, not long enough to know where I'd get LSD, though maybe in another week or two. [ He's never actually had LSD, but if it's fun... ] So, no on that yet.

[ Yet! ]

And I think I'd remember sucking face with a wannabe sadist. Or is this just like, your social experiment phase?