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maskormenace2017-06-03 11:44 am
h2no) wrote in maskormenace2017-06-03 11:44 am
video - how to enrage every vet in the city in 2 simple steps
[here is archie again with another one of his weird dogs!! he's floating in the tide, hanging off a sunbathing sharpedo and holding onto its dorsal fin with his free hand.]
Yo! Alright, so apparently I can heal animals now! Sick as shit, right? I tried to get hired by the local vets but they said I have no experience and I'm a [finger quotes] disgrace to the profession and all higher education. Stupid, right?
[he can't imagine why people who had to study for years would be annoyed by some jackoff who shows up with magic.]
Anyway, if ya have somethin' that needs attention, give me a chirp. I'll come see what I can do about it and I'll charge less than those asshole vets.
...Don't call me if it's you that's got messed up, though. I tried, and I can't do shit for injured humans. Go to the hospital or call Angie or somethin'.
[the one thing he won't divulge is that he's actually reading vet books like some stupid nerd. awful.]
Yo! Alright, so apparently I can heal animals now! Sick as shit, right? I tried to get hired by the local vets but they said I have no experience and I'm a [finger quotes] disgrace to the profession and all higher education. Stupid, right?
[he can't imagine why people who had to study for years would be annoyed by some jackoff who shows up with magic.]
Anyway, if ya have somethin' that needs attention, give me a chirp. I'll come see what I can do about it and I'll charge less than those asshole vets.
...Don't call me if it's you that's got messed up, though. I tried, and I can't do shit for injured humans. Go to the hospital or call Angie or somethin'.
[the one thing he won't divulge is that he's actually reading vet books like some stupid nerd. awful.]