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maskormenace2017-06-08 11:23 pm
notgneiss) wrote in maskormenace2017-06-08 11:23 pm
video - ya'll suck
I come from a world called Ferelden.
[stated plainly. shale doesn't want this to be a long or fancy post. she just has a few things to say.]
It's much like many worlds I've heard of while here - only... "medieval." I've taken that word to mean a hilariously backward world full of moronic humans who would probably believe you if you told them the sun was blown out by the Maker at night.
[she shifts slightly, the rune on her forehead glowing dimly.]
I find this amusing; even though I am from the medieval world, I think the humans in this technology-laden one are the exact same as the smelly morons I was surrounded by for almost thirty years. They have the same problems. They react the same way to hardships. They squeal when they see violence. I've even seen stories where another race is amazed to see humans still alive because they're so primitive. All written by humans, of course. They did the same in Ferelden.
[if anyone's expecting a 'but' they'll be very disappointed. honestly, shale's mostly just being a grumpy gus because her pals aren't here.]
It's quite pathetically self-aggrandising. Has there yet to be any one of you born with a modicum of self-awareness? It's been millenia.
[stated plainly. shale doesn't want this to be a long or fancy post. she just has a few things to say.]
It's much like many worlds I've heard of while here - only... "medieval." I've taken that word to mean a hilariously backward world full of moronic humans who would probably believe you if you told them the sun was blown out by the Maker at night.
[she shifts slightly, the rune on her forehead glowing dimly.]
I find this amusing; even though I am from the medieval world, I think the humans in this technology-laden one are the exact same as the smelly morons I was surrounded by for almost thirty years. They have the same problems. They react the same way to hardships. They squeal when they see violence. I've even seen stories where another race is amazed to see humans still alive because they're so primitive. All written by humans, of course. They did the same in Ferelden.
[if anyone's expecting a 'but' they'll be very disappointed. honestly, shale's mostly just being a grumpy gus because her pals aren't here.]
It's quite pathetically self-aggrandising. Has there yet to be any one of you born with a modicum of self-awareness? It's been millenia.
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as it says.
i do not trust it, but i will allow this.
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you gotta pretend these pics fit shale's descriptions of her pushing i did my best
@pusha_s
pw is PUSH2
interface is v intuitive and literally designed for old people so you should be just fine
follow my # example
look at all those followers u got already and feel good
[Each pic is cleverly hashtagged and captioned like so and has already garnered several likes. Shale the social media mogul come throoooooough.]
EXPIRES LOUDLY!!!!!
i like this.
there are so many humans following me!
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keep this up and you will be uncontested INSTAGRAM QUEEN
(that's a good thing btw)
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