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[beastboi]

[When the video begins, what might be the immediate focus of attention for some is Gar's vivid grin skin and hair. It certainly makes him stand out. It's not anywhere near the forefront of his mind though, and he grins widely and waves enthusiastically at the screen.]

Hey there! I'm Beast Boy!! Maybe you recognise my face from TV. [He rubs a hand under his chin and winks in a way that can only be described as cheesy. He's referring to the job he was assigned when he arrived, as a co host.] Anyway, up until a little while ago, I had some pretty killer roommates. They cleaned up everything, and didn't care how late I slept in, and uh, a bunch of other great stuff! But I also never met them.

[???????]

Anyway, now that they're all gone, the place feels kinda huge. Not that I'm lonely or anything-!! [He shakes his hands rapidly, as if trying to dispel the idea from the air around him, and laughs a little too loudly.] It's just that I'm pretty used to living with a bunch of people, and keeping the TV on all night just isn't the same!

So! Here it is!!

[He holds up an absolute mess of a poster proudly, positioning it so that it takes up all of the camera space.]

Now accepting applications to join the coolest hangout in Heropa! Hit me up, dudes! Or ladies! Or whatever!! [He peeks back around the piece of paper, eyebrows furrowed.] I guess if you have room wherever you're living, that'd be cool too.

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[lightinside]

Obvious question maybe, but how come you never met them?

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[vidiocracy]

Keeping the TV on all night is exactly the same, if not better than living with most people. You're probably just watching the wrong thing.

[beastboi]

[He shrugs and grins at her sheepishly.]

They kinda got up early and did stuff around the house and I- uh, didn't? Plus, whenever I wanna leave, I just use the window.

[There's no one around to tell Gar what to do or judge him for his poor habits, which has thus far resulted in a lot of sleeping in and staying up late.]

[beastboi]

Uhhh... I guess... But you can't prank a TV. Or tell it bad jokes.

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[knaval]

Oh. Hey. You're the little green guy from that party...

[he squints at the screen,]

How did you never meet them but know they were great?

[vidiocracy]

Why would you wanna tell bad jokes?

[beastboi]

[He raises an eyebrow and grins like it's obvious.]

Duh! People's reactions to bad jokes are way better!

bless you honestly

[beastboi]

[Oh yeah, he remembers you too, Riptide. How could he possibly forget the guy that doused him with water, transformed into a robot, and then carried him on his shoulders? BB feels like he's made an annoying new friend. He sniffs and sticks out his tongue over pointed incisors.]

I'm not little. You're just actually an actual giant.

Anyway, I'm making an educated guess, dude. Based on like, how cool they must be to clean up all my chip crumbs for me. I didn't find anything in-between the couch cushions for days!

my goodness

[knaval]

That's nasty! Why'd you leave all that around?

[...unless he got high a lot. riptid would understand that.]

If you never saw them maybe they were like... one of those Roomba things. But with legs.

[lightinside]

You know, if you want to leave the house there's always the front door. I find it odd that you'd use the window.

[Maybe he had a good reason.]

I'm Laurel by the way. Hi.

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[dirtyredneck]

[He tilts his head a bit and is quiet for a time before asking:]

How old are you?

[vidiocracy]

I guess, if you like people thinking you're a loser and never talking to you again.

[beastboi]

[Gar thinks he knows what this is, and leans in towards the camera, rubbing his neck and sighing.]

I'm not an artist, okay? This was just a good way to get some attention! Anyway, are you interested, dude?

[beastboi]

Hey! Who are you calling nasty!! Come say it to my face, chrome dome!

[He's a child. He's a literal child. Sorry Riptide. Gar sticks out his tongue.]

[beastboi]

Man, what kinda people are you hanging around? My friends don't think I'm a loser!

[head tilt]

Uh. Probably. Well, they still talk to me!!!

[beastboi]

Yeah, but where's the fun in that?

[He shrugs, grinning widely.]

I'm Beast Boy! It's cool to meet you! Do you like video games? Do you want a roommate??

[knaval]

Okay. Where are you?

[vidiocracy]

...Nobody. But that's my choice!

[It is not his choice.]

[lightinside]

Can't say I've played a lot of video games, no.

[Which wasn't to say that she was opposed to them.]

I've got a roommate already. Sorry. [Laurel feels bad.] But I could ask around maybe? If it helps.

[dirtyredneck]

[Daryl's brows raise a bit and he tilts back.]

Don't give a shit about yer art. Asked how old you are.

[beastboi]

[He doesn't hesitate.]

At my place!!! C'mon!!

[Gar shakes around the poster with his address written on it again.]

[beastboi]

[Gar definitely looks like he doesn't totally buy it.]

Uh... I mean... don't you get-

[Lonely?]

Bored?

[knaval]

Alright.

[gar will most definitely hear riptide coming before he sees him. he can't really help how loud his footsteps are on the hollowish roads. a big face appears in gar's window.]

Hey! Come out here so I can throw you into the sun!

[beastboi]

[He sinks back in disappointment, not bothering to hide the shift in his expression at all. Gar is a pretty open book.]

It's cool. [Oh! She's so nice!] Yeah! That'd be awesome! Just tell them they better like pizza and TV.

[vidiocracy]

That's what video games are for: forgetting that everything and everyone else sucks. Also blowing stuff up that won't get you arrested for it.

...So two questions: 1. Are you green? 2. Are you green on purpose?