Ali, now she's family and I love her, but she is the most Canadian person I ever met. Perfectionist. She has a gadget for everything. Northladies and northmen, intense as.

( Anyway, time to butcher a sport with bad descriptions, ) Okay, so do you have ice skating where you're from? You put on these shoes, with metal blade-lookin' things on 'em, so you can move over the ice real fast and move better and stuff, and that can be complicated all on its own, but in hockey you make it a real competitive team sport.

( Well. )

It's hard to explain. It's real fast and sometimes it gets violent.