magnitudes: ((☞゚ヮ゚)☞)
ѕarιѕѕa "cнaoѕ laвrador" тнeron ([personal profile] magnitudes) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-08-02 11:54 pm

video. of gastropods and mammals

( Folks, it’s Sarissa. She’s posting about five am, and the hazy grey early morning light is all she has to work with. There’s hay in her hair. On the bale behind her slumbers a piglet. She’s got another in her lap.

Surprise, she’s in the barn. )


G’day g’day, tuning with an important philosophical question for all you good people of the network. I was gonna ask Saroula, but she locked me outta the house for making shitty jokes, and then I think she fell asleep before remembering to unlock the door.

( Is this the slight madness of not-enough-sleep, or is it regular Sarissa? It’s hard to say. )

So, okay, back to business. If a snail doesn’t have its shell is it…

( She plays a gentle drum roll on the sleepy piglet’s belly, and it makes a sleepy sound, moving to get comfy again. )

a) Naked
b) Homeless
or
c) Minimalist?

Important question, right? Feel free to slug it out as you enlighten me with your gastropodical opinions. And if someone can bring me a clean shirt and some coffee that’d be great. I could be out here a while.
ohmyclara: (could it drag a tear from your cold eyes)

video.

[personal profile] ohmyclara 2017-08-02 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
All three.

[Using her expert literary background.]

Do you need to come crash here?

(no subject)

[personal profile] ohmyclara - 2017-08-02 14:14 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] ohmyclara - 2017-08-02 14:19 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] ohmyclara - 2017-08-02 14:26 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] ohmyclara - 2017-08-02 15:13 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] ohmyclara - 2017-08-03 23:43 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] ohmyclara - 2017-08-05 03:49 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] ohmyclara - 2017-08-07 01:46 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] ohmyclara - 2017-08-10 00:00 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] ohmyclara - 2017-08-10 13:11 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] ohmyclara - 2017-08-14 03:48 (UTC) - Expand
deadsmizing: (Awkward-sexy? Sounds accurate.)

video

[personal profile] deadsmizing 2017-08-02 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe there's a deeper reason. Maybe it's plotting something.

Something sinister.

(no subject)

[personal profile] deadsmizing - 2017-08-02 14:25 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] deadsmizing - 2017-08-02 14:42 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] deadsmizing - 2017-08-02 22:11 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] deadsmizing - 2017-08-03 13:27 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] deadsmizing - 2017-08-03 22:59 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] deadsmizing - 2017-08-05 06:39 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] deadsmizing - 2017-08-14 03:55 (UTC) - Expand
drivesadesk: (Explaining)

[ Video ]

[personal profile] drivesadesk 2017-08-02 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
None of the above. It's trying to pass as a slug as part of a very thoroughly planned out invasion effort.

(no subject)

[personal profile] drivesadesk - 2017-08-03 00:11 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] drivesadesk - 2017-08-04 01:10 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] drivesadesk - 2017-08-05 02:17 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] drivesadesk - 2017-08-05 03:44 (UTC) - Expand

The best, clearly

[personal profile] drivesadesk - 2017-08-06 03:28 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] drivesadesk - 2017-08-12 00:43 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] drivesadesk - 2017-08-15 15:26 (UTC) - Expand
jojoceanman: (97)

video

[personal profile] jojoceanman 2017-08-02 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
It's dead.

[speaking of shitty jokes.]

(no subject)

[personal profile] jojoceanman - 2017-08-02 22:27 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] jojoceanman - 2017-08-02 22:34 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] jojoceanman - 2017-08-03 14:00 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] jojoceanman - 2017-08-04 02:37 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] jojoceanman - 2017-08-05 17:08 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] jojoceanman - 2017-08-18 23:36 (UTC) - Expand
flayjoy: (pic#11611948)

video;

[personal profile] flayjoy 2017-08-02 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Dead.

[ Gotta join the bandwagon with that fourth choice. ]

(no subject)

[personal profile] flayjoy - 2017-08-02 22:52 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] flayjoy - 2017-08-03 02:34 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] nastygram - 2017-08-04 00:54 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] nastygram - 2017-08-08 01:38 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] nastygram - 2017-08-11 03:19 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] flayjoy - 2017-08-05 06:35 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] flayjoy - 2017-08-10 01:07 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] flayjoy - 2017-08-13 04:58 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] flayjoy - 2017-08-15 05:28 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] flayjoy - 2017-08-16 04:07 (UTC) - Expand
h2no: (AND RUN AND JUMP)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-08-02 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Then it's on its way to bein' a Goomy!

[COMIN' IN LEFT WITH THE POKEMON ANSWER.]

(no subject)

[personal profile] h2no - 2017-08-02 22:15 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] h2no - 2017-08-02 23:17 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] h2no - 2017-08-03 16:18 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] h2no - 2017-08-03 23:09 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] h2no - 2017-08-05 12:06 (UTC) - Expand
acclimatized: (the twisted and deranged.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2017-08-02 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Option D: is it secretly a slug?

(no subject)

[personal profile] acclimatized - 2017-08-02 23:40 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] acclimatized - 2017-08-03 15:18 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] acclimatized - 2017-08-05 08:22 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] acclimatized - 2017-08-11 22:55 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] acclimatized - 2017-08-14 18:45 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] acclimatized - 2017-08-19 13:29 (UTC) - Expand
dirtyredneck: (Neutral Conversation (07))

[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2017-08-02 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a slug.

(no subject)

[personal profile] dirtyredneck - 2017-08-02 23:17 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] dirtyredneck - 2017-08-03 23:41 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] dirtyredneck - 2017-08-06 13:23 (UTC) - Expand

eh, its cool

[personal profile] dirtyredneck - 2017-08-11 01:20 (UTC) - Expand
pigmypouter: (T9: Cute as heck will break ur neck)

[video]

[personal profile] pigmypouter 2017-08-03 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
It's obviously naked, I don't think snails retreat into their shells like crabs do. It probably has a little snail home in the forest to hide in embarrassment.

Re: permavideo.

[personal profile] pigmypouter - 2017-08-04 06:58 (UTC) - Expand
nastygram: (C:\runic)

text; dh4z3 per the ush

[personal profile] nastygram 2017-08-04 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
answer is d
if a snail doesn't have its shell it is on the end of my snail fork
bc i'm boujee bitch

don't be

[personal profile] nastygram - 2017-08-04 01:13 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] nastygram - 2017-08-04 01:14 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] nastygram - 2017-08-04 03:23 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] nastygram - 2017-08-08 01:40 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] nastygram - 2017-08-11 03:21 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] nastygram - 2017-08-14 22:04 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] nastygram - 2017-08-15 14:04 (UTC) - Expand
am_i_a_monster: (amusedsmile)

video

[personal profile] am_i_a_monster 2017-08-04 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
d) About to be cooked and then returned to its shell for presentation.
Edited 2017-08-04 02:05 (UTC)

permavideo.

[personal profile] am_i_a_monster - 2017-08-05 03:32 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] am_i_a_monster - 2017-08-09 22:18 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] am_i_a_monster - 2017-08-10 02:14 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] am_i_a_monster - 2017-08-14 06:29 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] am_i_a_monster - 2017-08-15 20:27 (UTC) - Expand
ghoulking: (Normal - pic#10727683 (63))

[ Video ]

[personal profile] ghoulking 2017-08-04 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
I slink your puns are radula cillia. There are better ways to snail it.

(no subject)

[personal profile] ghoulking - 2017-08-05 13:55 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] ghoulking - 2017-08-11 09:38 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] ghoulking - 2017-08-11 15:18 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] ghoulking - 2017-08-15 12:38 (UTC) - Expand
coppelganger: (three card trick)

text; hours later

[personal profile] coppelganger 2017-08-05 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ At some point, Sarah wakes up. It takes her a few minutes to remember that before she'd fallen asleep, she'd locked Sarissa out of the house for making yet another pun. She peeks out a window, checking for signs of her, then shrugs and returns to the living room. ]

oi, you still out there?

(no subject)

[personal profile] coppelganger - 2017-08-06 02:28 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] coppelganger - 2017-08-06 02:36 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] coppelganger - 2017-08-06 02:45 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] coppelganger - 2017-08-06 03:02 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] coppelganger - 2017-08-06 03:21 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] coppelganger - 2017-08-06 04:16 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] coppelganger - 2017-08-07 00:24 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] coppelganger - 2017-08-07 03:10 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] coppelganger - 2017-08-07 03:31 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] coppelganger - 2017-08-07 03:51 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] coppelganger - 2017-08-07 04:14 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] coppelganger - 2017-08-07 04:28 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] coppelganger - 2017-08-07 04:40 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] coppelganger - 2017-08-07 04:49 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] coppelganger - 2017-08-08 01:37 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] coppelganger - 2017-08-09 01:49 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] coppelganger - 2017-08-12 02:31 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] coppelganger - 2017-08-12 02:50 (UTC) - Expand
airshow: (I was passing out cake at the bars.)

[personal profile] airshow 2017-08-05 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna be avant garde and select option four! Those are what we Americans call hermit slugs.

(no subject)

[personal profile] airshow - 2017-08-08 03:20 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] airshow - 2017-08-10 10:47 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] airshow - 2017-08-17 08:29 (UTC) - Expand
hardedged: (snow white did right)

voice

[personal profile] hardedged 2017-08-05 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ jesus christ. she's just gonna ignore the whole snail nonsense, plus that awful pun. there's only so much that jessica jones can take. ]

Still need a shirt? [ sarissa may already have a few offers by now, but she can't help asking. ] Or a drink?

permavoice + private

[personal profile] hardedged - 2017-08-05 22:37 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] hardedged - 2017-08-05 22:47 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] hardedged - 2017-08-05 23:18 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] hardedged - 2017-08-05 23:47 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] hardedged - 2017-08-06 00:08 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] hardedged - 2017-08-06 01:24 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] hardedged - 2017-08-06 01:41 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] hardedged - 2017-08-06 02:12 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] hardedged - 2017-08-12 05:24 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] hardedged - 2017-08-12 15:05 (UTC) - Expand