Relationship and sex advice column? [He lets out a bit of a laugh.] I got the job of tabloid writer in some twisted form of karmic justice, so between the two of us ... it could be a fun thing to explore.

I don't wanna know anyone who doesn't at least sort of like Raiders of the Lost Ark. I'd be up for that, man! I promised a space-faring guy, who'd never heard of it, that I'd try to find it for him. So if you do find it, hit me up, and I'll hit him up, and we can have a marathon sesh.