I'm almost entirely out of touch, but I'm pretty sure I've heard that one before. [He blinks then lets out a burst of laughter at the pun, pointing at her.] Okay, that was a good one.

You ever see those Snickers commercials? Where they have like, Willem DaFoe dressed as a ballerina or something, and he's acting crazy, and then someone comes over and is like, "Eat this. You're not yourself when you're hungry." And then Willem DaFoe turns into a petite ballerina after eating the Snickers? That's .. basically me. I turn into Willem DaFoe, but not as cool and not as inherently terrifying.