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Harley Quinn ([personal profile] itistolaugh) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-08-11 08:22 am

VIDEO; Stop trying to eat your brother.

[Harley smiles and waves at the camera. The room is clearly not her own, for anyone that knows her. Too many books and not enough glitter. In fact, it seems rather Jonathan Crane-esque. That's because it is Jonathan Crane's home, where she's been crashing since the floods in Heropa. She has to speak a little louder than normal to be heard over the strange animal noises in the background.]

Hey, I'm back! And now I've got my sweetie pie big smelly babies with me, yes I do! Say hi, babies!

[She turns the camera to where the "babies" — two fully grown spotted hyenas — are intensely focused on something off-camera, with their tails up and teeth bared. One of them turns briefly to whoop at mommy, and then joins his brother to giggle and chitter toward the top of a bookcase.]

Aren't they just the biggest sillies? They can definitely bite your legs off though, so ask before you pet if you see 'em around. And speaking of biting things, uh...

[The view moves up and focuses on a dark lump on top of the bookcase. The lump is a cat, terrified out of his tiny mind.]

That's Wizkers Khalifa. He's a total sweetheart but really skittish, so I think he should be somewhere quiet where he's the only pet, or at least where nobody is trying to eat him. He's been my buddy for two years, so it's really important that I know he's in a good home, and I want to come over and see him from time to time.

Oh, there's Johnny. Hi, J— Nope, there he goes.

[The camera swings for a glimpse of Crane swiftly leaving the room, before moving back to poor Wiz.]

He's embarrassed of me. Anyway, let me know if you want to meet the cat. Sooner the better.
h2no: (fluff)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-08-11 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, Harles. They went to Manabu and Adachi, so you can go see them in their care!

[he grins.]

Where do ya wanna meet? I'm free now.
h2no: (:D)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-08-11 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
May wanted to give him a chance... an' the puppy liked him, so.

[he shrugs.]

If it makes you feel any better, a Poochyena that ain't treated right would definitely bite the dick off its trainer.
h2no: (u did good kid)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-08-11 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm personally against anythin' that makes the bastard happy, but details.

[he watches them, cooing.]

Ya know, I can't think of a better team for ya. No other animal on this planet suits ya better.
h2no: (hey now... hey)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-08-11 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[he can!!!]

Ugh... he's just been a dick. Made some inappropriate boyfriend comments, tried to murder Crobat and it's just kinda gone from there.
h2no: (one path)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-08-13 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Alright. You're smarter than both of us put together, I reckon.
h2no: (excuse me??)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-08-13 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm not takin' it back.
h2no: (mhm!!!!)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-08-13 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Are those self-esteem issues, Miss Quinn?
h2no: (:D)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-08-13 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for provin' my point.