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[outlawrain]

[There's a tall red haired guy on the screen, panting and heaving, looking a damn hot mess.]

What kinda city is this?! Thought this was for heroes, not for gettin' yourself killed!

[He took another deep breath.]

There was this big pink thing with this bigger guy inside and nearly ran me the hell over! Shoot, I didn't even know what to do with myself after that! I had to run somewhere else so he couldn't come back and do it again!

What a welcome! This how everyone gets greeted here?

[He groans and leans over heaving lightly.]

F... feel like I'm gonna hurl...

[Letting out another groan.]

How do I get outta here?!

[OOC: P.S. whoops forgot to add this but the pink car belongs to Gamagoori Ira. MY BAD.]

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[paintjobs]

[ in a bored drawl: ] Do you happen to mean a car? You'll want to stay out of the way of those.

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[outlawrain]

Well, shoot, I didn't know what they were called! And I tried but no matter where I went, couldn't seem like I could avoid it!

[paintjobs]

Try not standing in the street, that should help. [ SIGH ] Honestly, it's a wonder your species isn't extinct yet.

[outlawrain]

Yeah, well I wasn't! I was on the sidewalk, ya idiot!

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[acrobrat]

Maybe you should look both ways before crossing the street, you moron. And there's no way out.

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[outlawrain]

I wasn't crossin' the street!

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[acrobrat]

Do you even know what a street is? Since you don't seem to know what a car is.

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[outlawrain]

Well I know what a road is! A road is a thing y'go down! And someone told me what a car was so a street is just a road for cars!

[Okay so he has some smarts just don't ask him to solve any problems like 10 x 10 he will ask someone else.]

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[abadidea]

[Wait, is this guy serious?]

So, the track that pink thing was on. It's made for them. If you're on it, it's dangerous.

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[outlawrain]

I wasn't on it! That's the thing! Wasn't on it, didn't walk on it, didn't do nothin'! And I still got chased!

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[abadidea]

You're telling me someone out there just ran off the road and tried to hit you?

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[outlawrain]

Yeah! If I didn't hear it, I probably woulda gotten myself killed!

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[bulwank]

Big pink thing--- bigger guy--

hmmm.....

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[outlawrain]

Yeah! Came outta it like no where. Didn't think I'd make it, y'know?

...Hey, y'kinda look like him.

[Suspicion arises. Sir? Sir.]

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[bulwank]

Like. Him. [A steady stare, studying this man. Studying him so intently. Does he look familiar?]

[Pink car.]

No-

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[outlawrain]

[He's about to drop the subject when he hears that no. Because maybe he's wrong and he shouldn't get angry.

That's what Jay would say, right?]

...Whaddya mean no? You kinda do!

[That's not what he means Moses.]

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[databoner]

...

[That... sounds like that was Gamagori.]

For the record, that "big pink thing" is called a car. Or automobile, or vehicle. Specifically, it is a Cadillac.

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[outlawrain]

Yeah, I know it's a car now! Just cause I didn't know... wait. You've seen that thing before?

[He's not bright but he knows what specifically means.]

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[databoner]

I've been in it before.

[Which sounds a little incriminating.........]

[altercate]

Are you saying you walked into traffic?

[outlawrain]

No! I'm sayin' I nearly got run over by a car!

[altercate]

Was the car driving on the sidewalk?

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[nestingdevil]

Oi, oi, oi - you all right there?

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[outlawrain]

Ugh, yeah! Least now that I know what the hell happened!

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[nestingdevil]

New to this sort of thing, then? [He's practically humming on the other side.]

[Good to find someone else not-so-familiar with this world's surprises.]