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[bookkeeper]

WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS
THIS ISNT FUNMY
I MEAN IT
WHAT THE CRAP
IS THIS PAYBACK FOR NOT PUTTING A SOCK ON THE DOOR???

[ This was MEANT to be a private message sent to the folks living with him in Heropa #005, all of three or four others, but Nathan Drake and some bits of technology don't tend to mix very well. Especially when he's both furious and freaked out, his hands shaky as he types - god bless autocorrect.

This ends up going out to everyone on the network, however. All those lines. Mostly all caps. ]


(ooc: there ended up being a MoM IT version left in the DVD player, though Nate doesn't show it on the feed because that would involve reliving the horror, this scene in particular— warning: clown + blood effects — 90s Pennywise PRINCE ALBERT IN A CAN?? )

Comments

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[specialise]

You didn't put a sock on the door? For shame.

[ does raven understand what that term means? did it make its way up to the ark after the bombs? we just don't know. ]

[bookkeeper]

yeah my bad
been a while since I had to do the whole house sharing thing
but they did say payback is a bitch

[specialise]

What did they do to you? Cover you in socks?

[ raven's spent almost a year with close to one hundred teenagers. her ideas are going to be a bit childish. ]

[bookkeeper]

I mean I covered SOMETHING in a sock

[specialise]

Forget I asked, I don't want to risk being traumatized for life.

So, what are you going to do? Lie there and take it, or pay them back for the payback?

[ can you tell what raven would go for? ]

[bookkeeper]

I want to figure out first which one of them it was before I dish out the heat
None of them wouldve known though

[specialise]

You don't suspect it's a joint effort? More brains are better than one etc.