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[bookkeeper]

WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS
THIS ISNT FUNMY
I MEAN IT
WHAT THE CRAP
IS THIS PAYBACK FOR NOT PUTTING A SOCK ON THE DOOR???

[ This was MEANT to be a private message sent to the folks living with him in Heropa #005, all of three or four others, but Nathan Drake and some bits of technology don't tend to mix very well. Especially when he's both furious and freaked out, his hands shaky as he types - god bless autocorrect.

This ends up going out to everyone on the network, however. All those lines. Mostly all caps. ]


(ooc: there ended up being a MoM IT version left in the DVD player, though Nate doesn't show it on the feed because that would involve reliving the horror, this scene in particular— warning: clown + blood effects — 90s Pennywise PRINCE ALBERT IN A CAN?? )

Comments

[knaval]

YOU ARE CRUEL AND I HATE YOU

[bookkeeper]

Get in line bub
You aren't the only one

[knaval]

I'M PROBABLY THE BIGGEST TOHOGUGH

[bookkeeper]

does it matter?
I think your caps lock is broken btw

[knaval]

YOUR BROKEN WITH YOUR LEGS AND FEET

[bookkeeper]

buddy look
they get me where i need to go and that's all that matters

[knaval]

i do actualyl have legs and feet i dragged this goof on too longa nd now i feel bad about my body
i played myself

[bookkeeper]

It happens
Don't feel bad