Okay, your— drinking buddy. Or whatever. Who's as wasted as you are. And doesn't deserve to be wandering the streets alone at night while drunk off her ass, 'cause there are way bigger assholes out there than the guy who just wants to make sure you both get home in one piece.

[ THE HYPOCRISY. Jesse, you are, in fact, a huge asshole. As big of an asshole as those assholes he's talking about. But. At least not when it comes to not women to be hurt. ]