TEXT: Help Wanted

[pummelgranite]

Seeking imPort assistance for event security. Roles various, but include basic crowd-control, ticket-taking, 1:1 chaperoning upon quest need.

An assortment of talents are sought but in particular sought qualifications include:

• Super Strength
• Power nullification
• Whatever counts as "crowd control" in video games
• A soothing disposition
• Being sane, but sane-sane, not "sane" in a way that makes you think costumed vigilantism is a good idea
• high resistance to mental torture or magic in general
• Actual experience in event security?

The ideal candidates thinks there's no such thing as gods and that I'm full of shit, but is miraculously able to keep their fucking mouth shut about it for 40$ an hour