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how many bikes is too many bikes? three? ten?

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Why in the world would anyone need ten bicycles?

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no one would. what the fuck

i meant motorcycles.

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[Ohhhhhhh.]

My question remains.

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to ride to look at to appreciate

idk man there are a shit ton of reasons

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I suppose I am quite unfamiliar with such things, though ten does seem to be a bit excessive.

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have you ever ridden a bike

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I haven't, no.

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fix that problem then get back to me about how many would be excessive

guaranteed you're vying to buy one after your first go

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To buy one, perhaps. It's not as if you can ride ten bikes at the same time. I still don't understand why more than one would be necessary for any purpose.

Are these not used primarily as a mode of transportation?

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because they're all different

different engines, different features, different speeds and shit

comparing a harley to a fucking ducati is like comparing a sloth to a fucking hawk, you get me?

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I suppose when you put it that way it makes a bit more sense, though I don't particularly understand why you might select the "sloth" over the "hawk" in that place.

Am I correct to assume that you own a collection of bikes yourself?

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different kinda culture that goes along with it. biker gangs and shit.

i don't yet, but i only had one back home. wanted more but didn't have the space.

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I see.

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I don't suppose that riding one of these "motorcycles" is quite like riding a bicycle. Is it more like a driving a car, perhaps?

[He's learning, okay?]

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uh sorta but not really

more like riding a bike that you don't have to pedal that can go like 100 mph

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That sounds rather dangerous.

[And he thought cars were freaky.]

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can be if you're an idiot and don't drive the thing properly

but is crazy awesome otherwise