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[pop_of_color]

how many bikes is too many bikes? three? ten?

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[fuckalligators]

man fuck all these guys if u have space on ur or the neighbors lawn for more bikes, get more bikes

[pop_of_color]

THIS IS WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT

[fuckalligators]

never trust a single one of these assholes again, theyre not looking out for ur best interests

how many u at now

[pop_of_color]

i'm at a fucking horrible ZERO right now. gonna be getting one this month, next couple weeks.

what do you ride?

[fuckalligators]

nothing, i couldnt afford that shit. have a friend who was pretty into bikes tho

so live the dream for me. get twenty!

[pop_of_color]

damn sorry to hear that

heard a rumor imPorts might be able to get bikes severely discounted which is what i'm gonna investigate

fuck yeah! what's your name

[fuckalligators]

if that rumor is true u gotta tell me and only me first

then after were done investigating some more u can tell the nonbelievers

hermes, nice to meet u

[pop_of_color]

damn straight no need to keep that info from a fellow bike asshole

though it might be best kept as a sort of secret to keep others from exploiting it

you know

cool, hermes. like that god and shit. emily.

[fuckalligators]

listen if our investigation shows that these other guys dont deserve to know about this then

so it goes

er-MES actually, like the classy fashion shit. but sup.

[pop_of_color]

they can find out for themselves, the fuckers

oh damn ok i got it