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[pop_of_color]

how many bikes is too many bikes? three? ten?

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[cigarbribery]

[He is so used to this.]

If I had a dollar for every time I heard that, I'd be able to afford something other than instant ramen.

[pop_of_color]

instant ramen's all you deserve

i was a cop. we fucking hate you guys because you set criminals free when they should be rotting in jail.

[cigarbribery]

Oh, shit, a cop.

[AGH.]

Hey, we're not great big fans of you either! Quit trying to keep people in jail!

[pop_of_color]

they're

fucking

criminals

[cigarbribery]

They're gonna stay that way if you keep them in jail! If you give them the chance to clean up their act, they just might consider a change in careers.

[pop_of_color]

oh yeah, let's let the serial murderers back on the street and hope they decide they don't get their rocks off on slicing the skin off people and making fucking lampshades out of them

sounds like a great fucking plan

[cigarbribery]

Okay, serial murderers should definitely stay far away from society in general, we can agree on that.

But what about the desperate petty thief? What about someone who really, sincerely wants to turn over a new leaf?

[pop_of_color]

then rehab the shit out of them afterwards, but there are laws for a fucking reason. you let one guy off for petty theft and then everyone's gonna do it because of that one guy.