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how many bikes is too many bikes? three? ten?

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jfc

where the fuck did you learn that one

(good one, by the way)

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I learned how curse words work from Veronica. She told me that combinations of two different swears is more effective, as long as it made sense. So for example, fuckmother wouldn't work, but motherfuck would. Noun-verb works, but verb-noun wouldn't. Noun-noun tends to also work more often than not.

Also thank you.

[Did Rosa really want the science of swearing right now? Probably not.]

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all right bill nye like the fuck i don't need a grammar lesson right now

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All right Bill Nye, like the fuck, I don't need a grammar lesson right now.*

Honestly, you need much more than a grammar lesson.

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shut the fuck up

this is text

grammar doesn't exist in text

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Grammar was literally invented due to the invention of written word.

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when they wrote on fucking papyrus or some shit

this is text

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How do you have your own Earth history so backwards?

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cause who cares it's history

i'm not a nerd like amy

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If I knew Amy, I'm sure I would congratulate her on her knowledge of basic Earth history.

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you'd congratulate her for being a nerd

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Yes. I would. A good "nerd."

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then save your dumb compliments for someone who actually wants them

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Are you saying you want me to compliment you?

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why are your reading comprehension skills so fucking terrible

i was literally saying to save them for someone else who fucking cares

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I think you do. But you think it would be 'too embarrassing.'

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i have never wanted anyone's compliments.

never.

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Unconvincing, but noted.