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how many bikes is too many bikes? three? ten?

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All right Bill Nye, like the fuck, I don't need a grammar lesson right now.*

Honestly, you need much more than a grammar lesson.

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shut the fuck up

this is text

grammar doesn't exist in text

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Grammar was literally invented due to the invention of written word.

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when they wrote on fucking papyrus or some shit

this is text

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How do you have your own Earth history so backwards?

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cause who cares it's history

i'm not a nerd like amy

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If I knew Amy, I'm sure I would congratulate her on her knowledge of basic Earth history.

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you'd congratulate her for being a nerd

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Yes. I would. A good "nerd."

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then save your dumb compliments for someone who actually wants them

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Are you saying you want me to compliment you?

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why are your reading comprehension skills so fucking terrible

i was literally saying to save them for someone else who fucking cares

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I think you do. But you think it would be 'too embarrassing.'

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i have never wanted anyone's compliments.

never.

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Unconvincing, but noted.