#003 (Venusaur) | Text

[versusseeker]

thngs r rlly gud rn

tell me smth gud

((Ooc: Just let me know in the subject line if you wanna opt out of Red's obnoxious chatspeak.))

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[reek]

No.

[versusseeker]

[Whelp.]

ok
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text HI FRIEND

[halloflamer]

How has no one punched your teeth in yet lol

[Blue? Self awareness? None.]

[versusseeker]

[Arceus, not this again.]

b stp

text HEY BUDDY

[reek]

Clearly no one's tried hard enough.

WHATS UP

[shadowglitter]

And here he is. Odin Dark's sworn nemesis. His arch-enemy. The supervillain he would sacrifice the world to stop, by which I mean like in a heroic way because heroes don't sacrifice the world typically.
You're crossing a line, buddy boy!
IF YOU BULLY RED I'M GONNA CAUSE SUCH A SCENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what if this just becomes bullying odin

[halloflamer]

how do you exist in real life

[versusseeker]

dnt
its ok odin
rlly

[siriusly]

I'm glad to hear you're doing good!
Um over here...well I've been moving into a new place. And Scout's made some new friends, so that's good.

[versusseeker]

i am

[Can you hear his heart fluttering through his text messages, Manabu?]

scouts gud
whered u move?

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[lempereur]

You go first.

[versusseeker]

u were rite

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[h2no]

[if this was any other person, archie wouldn't reply. even before he does he cycles through several emotions - at first he wants to lash out and tell red nothing is good and he's stupid for thinking it is, but then he decides he'll ignore it and finally... well, he likes red. he likes red a lot. he genuinely wants to know what made his friend happy.]

i guess i cant put forward my vote for you being happy as the good thing, can i?

[no caps today. caps is for when he's not feeling like screaming into a pillow.]

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[halloflamer]

hey asspirate how come you haven't been answering your texts were you stuck in the ocean or something

[Enter Blue Oak, blissfully ignorant of the atmosphere or Archie's troubles]

[versusseeker]

[Aw, Archie. What a sweet little Swadloon...]

its p gud
how r u?

video; User Name attached 'Daryl Dixon'

[dirtyredneck]

[There is no human on the other line. No one speaking. Just a large, ghostly looking cat-thing with a black skeleton behind a green translucent 'outline' with green eyes looking down at the screen. There is a strange distortion to the video feed that is probably the result of the cat-thing licking the camera.

Either this is Daryl, or his communicator got stolen just in time to respond to this.]

[Video]

[versusseeker]

...?

[Well, that is certainly enough to get Red's video rolling. It looks just like one-- A Pokémon!

[The feed clicks on to him, sitting up in bed with Blue Oak lying in the background - Red doesn't seem to take any more notice of him given the giant cat on the other end of his screen. He tilts his head to the side a bit, curious.

[Hey. Can you hear me?]

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[fettering]

i pet a hedgehog!
have you ever pet a hedgehog???
theyre so cute and small

[versusseeker]

[WHAT A FURRETING. WONDERFUL THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO THIS PERSON? RED IS. BLOWN AWAY. SCRAFTY HIS NEWS. THIS IS WAY BETTER.]

no
do u have 1
wut does it look lyk

[Please show him a picture, Joshua, before he explodes.]

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[magmamia]

Oh? Did something happen?

I'm afraid I can't think of much to contribute.
Camerupt's knees have been better, thanks to Archie. That is certainly good news.

[versusseeker]

thts gr8!
arch is the bst

[He's feeling a little shy about answering Maxie's question, though, which is why this reply comes so late:]

smth did y

[picksthenames]

heres something good: Chaka Khan still exists on this earth.

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LMAO TROLLIN'

[versusseeker]

[Alright, Cisco. Alright. He sees you.]

lol
thts gr8
v funny

[He's not even being sarcastic. You got a good chuckle out of him, Cisco.]

how r u tho?

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[juniberries]

[??//????]

What is 'gud'?

[versusseeker]

good**
v v good