video - crowdfund a pizza

[h2no]

[this is a bad idea that archie thinks is a good idea. this is a bad idea that he thinks is a good idea that was suggested to him by someone who should be smart enough to know it’s a bad idea.

the scene is unremarkable; a living room. a giant orange camel sitting by the coffee table. two giant purple bats hanging from the ceiling.

is that… an egg shell stuck to the wall?]

Yo! Network! [oh it’s archie. he’s waving a $20 bill.] Nowhere delivers to this new place of mine and me an’ Maxie [camera shift to show the red head.] are waaay too sleep deprived to be allowed outside near other people. Who wants to get some take out for us? Maxie reckons no-one has anything better to do, anyway.

[a clue as to why he thinks this is acceptable is right there.

before archie shuts off the comm, maxie pipes up:] Nothing too greasy for Arceus’ sake, we’re not barbarians.

Comments

[h2no]

but also i last slept like 5 days ago so also pls forgive my potato brain i dont think good right now

[quickfingers]

your brotrayal cuts deep
but I guess I can brogive you

[h2no]

thank
promise it will never happen again no matter the trauma i go through beforehand

[quickfingers]

put me on speed dial
I can deliver more than just pizza but you know just
don't tell my bosses this

[h2no]

ok
but i feel weird using you as a pizza dispenser

[quickfingers]

It is my job tho
I get paid
to do that

[h2no]

but you are also







my friend

[quickfingers]

which means that I get to get paid to help you

and as your friend that's an added bonus?? I would've done it anyway

plus I can eat your food and not get in trouble, it's win win

[h2no]

look at this heroic boy...

[quickfingers]

> **would've**

you have to ask extra nice tho now bc my feelings are still hurt

[h2no]

why
i dont get whats happening please talk to me like i am a toddler