h2no: (tfw jacob)
⚓ Rowdy Pirate Lad ⚓ ([personal profile] h2no) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-10-27 12:34 am

video - crowdfund a pizza

[this is a bad idea that archie thinks is a good idea. this is a bad idea that he thinks is a good idea that was suggested to him by someone who should be smart enough to know it’s a bad idea.

the scene is unremarkable; a living room. a giant orange camel sitting by the coffee table. two giant purple bats hanging from the ceiling.

is that… an egg shell stuck to the wall?]


Yo! Network! [oh it’s archie. he’s waving a $20 bill.] Nowhere delivers to this new place of mine and me an’ Maxie [camera shift to show the red head.] are waaay too sleep deprived to be allowed outside near other people. Who wants to get some take out for us? Maxie reckons no-one has anything better to do, anyway.

[a clue as to why he thinks this is acceptable is right there.

before archie shuts off the comm, maxie pipes up:]
Nothing too greasy for Arceus’ sake, we’re not barbarians.
magmamia: (3)

[personal profile] magmamia 2017-10-27 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you may be falling asleep.




[deepest of sighs] We are such messes.