video. space time

[shadowglitter]

Hey, it's me! ODIN DARK. [ he puts his hand over his face, shielding the world from the madness that stirs within him. ] When you were a child, were you ever afraid of... the Dark? Gehehuhuhuahahaha.

So, if you can't tell from the billboards of my face hung up all around in basically every city, I'm gonna be on TV! I'm a contestant on that space thing! Which is great because I deserve it more than anyone and I'm really funny and cool and smart and good looking and I'm gonna be naked and lighting things on fire and getting into fist fights and throwing drinks into people's faces like all the time so that everybody gives me attention and votes to keep me around or whatever. Get pumped! But also: I have some games we can play to celebrate? Consider this the second episode of my vlog I guess.

Game one: which of these are you? [ he holds his camera up to rEVEAL A WEREWOLF NAME QUIZ. he gives you about 2 seconds to look at the print out before he's moving on. ]

Game two: not actually a game! Tell me about things you want to see people do on TV so that I can do it. Literally anything. I'm not kidding. I'm going to be in space and I'm telling you right now I will literally do anything you tell me to do if it'll get me the attention I so sorely crave. Actually I guess this is the game in that whoever gives me the most ludicrous assignment wins? Haha. This feeling in my veins - what I once thought to be umbral, soulrendering dread - I now recognize as just super fun excitement.

Game three: TELL ME A SECRET ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS SO I CAN SHOUT IT REALLY LOUDLY ON NATIONAL TV. Such an advanced spell... I truly am an excellent sorcerer.

THAT'S IT.

Comments

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[reek]

And here I was under the impression that you were still a child.

[ As you can see, he isn't...playing literally any of the games. Just gonna insult Odin forever. ]

[quickfingers]

ATTENTION PPL ANSWERING: DON'T GIVE HIM ANY IDEAS THAT MIGHT ENDANGER THE REST OF US UP THERE. NO FIRE.

[quickfingers]

but also I'm Moon Claw and that sounds really freaking lame for a wolf name. Yours is Blood Rain and that's too cool - why did you get Blood Rain?

[poreiavian]

+1

(Sorry Odin, I don't wanna die.)

[fehus]

+1

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[shadowglitter]

Can't upset me today, my man! I'm gonna be so internationally famous that even the Gods themselves will look upon me and weep, cursing their existences and wishing they had mine instead!

Besides, that was a genuinely pretty good burn, and guess what? I like people who are good and funny with their cool cool words! WE'RE ONE STEP CLOSER TO BECOMING BEST FRIENDS!!!

[shadowglitter]

COWARD

[shadowglitter]

I don't answer questions posed to me by cowards!

I'm too busy howling to the moon, turning it scarlet and breaking it apart, bringing forth a deluge of the juice of my enemies. My sky enemies. Who lived in the moon. OH SHIT, LIKE MOON CLAW?

[quickfingers]

We gotta band together and make sure he sticks to glitter traps and whoopie cushions. Tripping out over space fuel during the audition was bad enough, I do not need an actual emergency in Real Space.

[shadowglitter]

I honestly expected more from you.
I thought you were better than this.

[shadowglitter]

Et tu, Magnus?




Actually this one doesn't surprise me.

[fehus]

holy sif congrats? i think? this whole thing is kind of a sketchy nightmare and it sounds like they're gonna film you on the toilet but i'm happy you're happy, i guess? just eat less fibre, maybe.

alpha howler sounds like a monkey.

[fehus]

i'm pretty consistent with not wanting people to be on fire.

[quickfingers]

Listen, I'm so cool with you starting shit (would participate) but the one rule about space? No fire. None. Zero. Be as naked and punch as many people as you want though, just you know. Don't kill us all in zero g.

[poreiavian]

Usually I encourage his antics because they are a lot of fun, but I agree, we need to childproof any area he goes into. During our audition a microwave was on fire and he thought throwing a blender would make it stop exploding. My hopes are not high.

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[reek]

You must be hard of hearing. I've old you at least a dozen times that I do not wish to be your friend.

[poreiavian]

[ ugh this is so not the first convo she wanted to have with him after avoiding society since the murder house shit. ]

Odin you know I am always supportive of you and any kind of insane shit you want to do.
But, I can't support any of that if I am DEAD! You see the problem here right?

[quickfingers]

I guess it's better than "Majestic Claw" my sister.

[shadowglitter]

Hey thanks for the congratulations that didn't render me nervous and speechless while I stared out the window and distantly wondered if my awful terrible personality and biological imperative to use the bathroom sometimes is going to hinder rather than help any kind of social relationships I'd hoped to glean from all this.
I love you so much and your pure as freshly fallen snow personality.

I also can't really see you as alpha anything so I think there was a mistake? Here, hold on, I have a vampire one as well.

[quickfingers]

Sounds like typical Odin.

Do you think they make those kid-leashes in adult sizes?

[shadowglitter]

Okay, well, you're my Lord, I guess, so if that's an order, I have no choice to follow it.

Can I set people on anything?

[fehus]

everybody poops?

Dark Mist Princess of the Unpleasant. i love it and i'm gonna legally change my name, thanks.

[quickfingers]

wow that's a real sweet name there Princess Dark Mist

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[flightforfreedom]

Wait - which one of what am I?

Also - looks like we're both going, bud! Get ready!

[fehus]

yes? yes, ok. it's an order. (peter you owe me your life, just so you know.)

you can set their hearts on fire. metaphorically.