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[majorlyugh]

[The video cuts in with half of Major's face, smushed onto a couch. He looks .. less than thrilled, maybe even sick. With some physical effort, he adjusts the camera so that the rest of his head is in frame. There are bits of chocolate around his mouth, and he looks like he might vomit at any moment. All around him are empty candy wrappers of an infinite variety. There are so many.

So many.]

I bought .. I bought too much .. on-sale .. Halloween candy ... [He inhales and exhales a great, long sigh.] Does anyone .. want the rest? I've got .. like .. five more bags ...

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[nicetouch]

Holy shit, dude! [He's more sympathetic than anything else. But goddamn, Major. You look freaking awful.] How many bags did you start with?

[majorlyugh]

[Major grunts some kind of acknowledgement, it might be something like a "hey" but .. muddled by the sugar coma and general Feeling Awful thing he's going through.] Idunnolikefive?

[d33tached]

You look ill.

[He wants that candy.]

[majorlyugh]

I'msoill,man. [Look, he doesn't have the energy to separate or space out his words. They're all slurred together. Good luck.] Shouldn'thaveeatenallthat.

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[fehus]

You run a gym. For fitness.

[majorlyugh]

Don'tbodyshameme, Magnus. [Major's attempting to find humor in this very terrible situation, and he might give a one-syllable "heh" in response to his own attempt at finding humor, but it makes him groan because it jostled the contents of his stomach too much.]

[itcanwait]

You look awful. And since I'm such a great person, I'll save you and eat the rest of the candy. I need the comfort.

[majorlyugh]

You'renotaperson, you'rearobot. Butokay. Yougottacomegetit.

[am_i_a_monster]

Drinking herbal tea might help you feel better.

[majorlyugh]

Don'thaveanyofthat. [Major groans and pouts, very much way one would expect a child to. He has no shame. He just feels terrible.]

[morethan084]

[Daisy is barely containing her laughter.]

Did you learn nothing from when you were a kid?

[majorlyugh]

[Major lets out a loud groan as he manages to find a pillow and put it in front of his face, blocking it from the camera. From behind, his voice is muffled and slurred from lack of energy, but not unintelligible.] Ihadparentalsupervisionbackthen. Iadultedtoohard.

[shadowglitter]

You coward. You sickeningly weak coward.

You're giving up! You're giving up. You made a commitment to this candy and swore to eat it, and now you're letting everyone down. Unbelievable. Disgraceful. I mean, give it all to me also? But honestly. Feel shame.

[majorlyugh]

[Major squints into the camera, unsure of whether to be mad or sad or insulted or outraged or what. Eventually, he huffs and fake cries like an immature child.] NextthingIknow, you'regonnabefollowingmearoundwithabell, yelling"SHAMEEEE"foreveryonetohear.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Living the childhood dream, my man. Way to go.

Don't give it away. Put it in the fridge or something. That shit lasts forever.

[majorlyugh]

Fridge? [Major seems to light up at this idea before promptly groaning.] Idon'teverwannaeatcandyeveragain.

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[lightinside]

[Laurel is sympathetic but at the same time she knows that it wasn't a good idea for him to consume so much candy. Much as she wants to scold Major for doing it, her concern takes over.]

Give me fifteen minutes and I'll be right there.

[majorlyugh]

[For once, Major's smiling - even if he looks like death. At least it's moderately happy death.]

You'resonice. I'lljust .... waithere.

[onlydoubts]

I'll take some, but out of curiosity, how much did you already eat?

[ give it to him, he and his roommates will make short work of it

or he can just hoard it ]

[majorlyugh]

Liketwobigbags? [Major says, squinting one eye to look at the screen. It's like he's drunk, and in a way, he is .. just off of sugar, not alcohol.] Yougottacomegetityourself, though.

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[perfectible]

I've made that mistake before.

[ SO MUCH PITY FOR HIM.] Drinking water helps.

[majorlyugh]

Can'tgetup. Can'tmove. Can'tthinkaboutputtinganythingelseintomybody.

Whatdo.

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[bookkeeper]

You know what you could do right.........?

[majorlyugh]

[He looks into the camera with one eye closed, trying his hardest to focus in his candy coma.] Eh?

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[aboveand]

[Terry is torn between impressed and appalled.]

What possessed you to eat it all at once?

[majorlyugh]

CauseIcould? [It's not a great answer, but it's the truth.]