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[crueltobekind]

[The video feed cuts in on an unfairly pretty teenage boy who appears to be...sparkling. How is he adding those effects in a live feed? He flashes a winning smile with an edge of mischief at the camera and leans in, one hand swaying in a calculated, alluring motion.]

Good morning, imPorts. I thought I should get to know you since it look like I'll be stuck here for a while. So tell me about yourselves. What makes you tick? What makes you interesting? [Rather, what information will lend itself to good pranks in the future?]

I'll start us off. I'm Kaoru Hitachiin, son of a world famous fashion designer in my home world. I'm not half as good as her yet, but I hope to get there one day. [He softens his smile and fades the sparkling away while he gestures encouragingly at the camera.] And you?

Oh! And if you've seen me around anywhere, could you let me know?

Comments

[crueltobekind]

Why would I be? I haven't even done anything yet!

[deadtective]

Ooooh, haven't contributed? That's a bad start.

[crueltobekind]

Contributed to what!

[deadtective]

And he doesn't even know what's going on...man, it's like they ported you in specifically to be cannon fodder.

[crueltobekind]

What are you talking about?! I don't want to die!

[deadtective]

Should've thought about that earlier, huh? You're pretty heavily fucked now, dude.

[crueltobekind]

Be honest with me! Is it Battle Royale?

[deadtective]

Worse. You have to pretend to be nice to everybody in between the murders.

[crueltobekind]

Ah...

Is this all still part of your terrible joke?

[deadtective]

Maybe. Maybe not. Guess you're gonna have to wait around and find out!

[crueltobekind]

You're as terrible as your sense of humor.

[deadtective]

Be kinda dumb if they didn't match up, don't you think?