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[knaval]

kind of funny how the stupid human govt here drags their organic feet on space stuff except when they can get entertainment (sending people up) out of it, right?
everyone tell me your conspiracy theories about this
personally i think when we're all up there they'll blow us up or something and call it a malfunction

[whereas riptide is confident he could survive that, so he's not all bothered.]

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[flightforfreedom]

If the Internet is right then we're probably just going to end up on a back lot of a movie studio in Nevada anyway.

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[knaval]

ughhhhhh i hope not i'm looking forward to floating around
even if they put me on rivet duty

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[flightforfreedom]

No? Don't want to just be suspended by wires and pretend our hair is floating?

Yeah I would probably end up putting myself through a wall head first

[quickfingers]

I've been binging reality tv to see the tips and tricks and I'm pretty sure we're going to get exploited for drama, ratings and earthly merch. But we did kind of sign up for this to begin with but now you got me thinking of what ulterior motives might be going on.

What if we're like a peace offering to aliens? Hors d'oeuvres?

[flightforfreedom]

I tried watching some reality television and decided it was probably best just to go with my instincts on this one anyway. The part where people scheme against each other and pretend to be friends but actually talk shit about them to the camera all the time does my head in.

I can guarantee you that a lot of it is for money. Teal Deer is trying to get a deal that our energy drink is the only thing that will be served as a beverage on the station. Something about the 'ultimate promotion opportunity'.

Fair warning in advance: It tastes terrible. But it will keep you awake forever and your eye will start twitching.

Please let it be aliens.

[knaval]

i dont know what that last thing is but
i'm already an alien??
so that would be dumb
and not because of me i mean there's a bunch of aliens here already

ps can't wait to get exploited i was made to be exploited so whatever

voice, cause she hates typing

[poreiavian]

Alternatively, can we not talk about being blown up?

perma text get rekt

[knaval]

its something you have to be prepared for in space
and also possibly just generally whenever if that stupid simulation was any indictation

[brobecue]

It's the meat thing.

[knaval]

by the vaulted heights of tetrahax...

[siriusly]

I try not to be cynical right out the gate, but...
It doesn’t feel right. OR safe.
I’m worried about the people who volunteered.

im on browser and the html looks fine!!

[knaval]

we'll be fine
ill give a shout out to you manny!!!!!!

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[oddbod]

in my world, the moon turned out to actually be a giant dragon egg
i'm banking on that

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[knaval]

hahahaahahahahah what the hell
how many moons have i been to and none of them have been that
wow
earth's moon?
i hope it's that
that would be fun

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[onlydoubts]

are you nervous about it?

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[knaval]

not in the slightest
i think a few other peolpe are though

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[secondscythe]

i didn't think you could be blown up that easily.

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[knaval]

i can't
:)

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[ghoulking]

the space station show isn't related to the government. They have no hand in it.

But I'm pretty sure it can only end badly. We know by now OTO has their hands on many different things and this looks painfully suspicious.

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[knaval]

i dont believe that at all
some random tv company has space stuff? please
what is oto?
can i punch it

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[poreiavian]

et tu my dude?

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[drivesadesk]

Humans are always more interested in things if they're for entertainment. That's why my species was able to invade Earth, and humans didn't even notice because we were controlling the media and could just throw something shiny and fun in front of them.

By 'we' I mean my species, because I'm not actually pro invasion anymore. Jsyk.

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[knaval]

sounds like step one of the six phase infiltration protocol
you didnt have juggernaughts that came down and wiped out armies did you

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[cantwalkwithoutit]

[ This is absolutely not what he wants to think about when his partner is working on the base. ]

They could also just be competing with the Russians. That's what spurred much of their previous space-related exploits.

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[knaval]

OMG I MISSED SPACE BATTLES