maskormenace | 1st hunt

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[The video starts a bit awkwardly, with the shakycam and fumbling of someone who isn't very practiced at the art of video chatting. A late-20-something woman's face is up close, clearly trying to figure out "how does I tech". After some fumbling, the camera stills and she sits back, looking a bit awkward.]

Okay. So, I guess this is what people do here. Calling the Internet using cameras.

[She looks too young and modern to be so fail at technology.]

Anyway- hi. I'm new.

Let's just say I didn't go to the, um, shitshow today- Thank God... Let's say I'm not gonna register. Don't wanna put on tights and fight crime, or whatever.

What're my options? Learn to knit? [There are at least three (3) guns visible in the video. She does not look like a knitter.] Start a [air quotes] "blog"?

I can't exactly do what I did back home- no monsters to hunt. No day job to go back to.

I kinda don't know what to do with myself.

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[The instant she sees his eyes, her casual, easy demeanor snaps shut. She looks definitely on alert, almost angry.]

But you are one.

[Very suspicious.]

Show me.

[Jonathan freezes. He has a deer in the headlights look. His first thought was that she'd been lulling him into a false sense of security. Letting him think she was already certain of what he was, so he'd confirm it for her. Well, it was better to establish that she might be out for his blood over the network than to risk her seeing him in his natural state in person.]

Yeah.

[And then he reached behind his head and pulled off his mask, revealing a reptilian face underneath. Quietly, still a little wary of this woman, he explained,]

There's little holographic projectors in the eyes to make my eyes look human. Aside from being especially high tech, it's just a mask.

[Her eyes reveal it- her face might look hard, but her eyes look scared. The lizard reveal seems to almost be a relief- at least, she doesn't show the surprise or grim confirmation he might be expecting.

She leans in, peering at the video closely.]

Your eyes... they're yellow, but...

[She narrows her eyes, trying to see harder.]

Can you zoom in? Um- please? I just- they- they look like something, it's probably not...

[She's being unreasonable, she knows. Dude has a lizard face. But still, those eyes- she needs to see them.]

[That was not the reaction he was expecting. His brow furrows in confusion.]

Um...okay.

[He focuses the camera in on his eye, not sure what she's looking for. All she'll see, however, are clearly reptilian eyes.]

So what are you looking for?

[She studies for a moment. It only takes her a second to realize he isn't the demon, but it takes a bit longer for her to actually mentally accept it and calm her fight-or-flight down.

When she settles back, she looks a bit embarrassed.]

Uh... not that. I'm- I'm sorry. That was stupid. There's this demon back home- it had yellow eyes. I just... panicked. Sorry.

Oh. Nope. Not a demon. Not even supernatural. I'm just a lizard person.

From space.

[Way to knock her out of her pattern.]

-from space?

Wow.

Now I've seen everything.

Can you climb up walls?

Yep. I'm an alien.

No, I can't climb walls. That would be cool, though.

Do you do the tongue flicky thing?

No, but I'm cold blooded and I hatched from an egg.

[You're super lucky she doesn't know jack about science, because if she did she'd be quietly wondering about cloacas next.]

What's being cold-blooded like? Do you have to, like, carry a heating lamp around with you?

[That's probably for the best, because his canon doesn't actually establish what he has, so I'm not sure what the answer would be.]

No, no. I have enough mass that as long as I get warmed up really well, I can hold onto heat for a while when I go out. And while bundling up won't do anything for heat I've already lost, if I bask somewhere warm, then bundle up, it might slow down how quickly I lose heat.

[She mulls over that for a minute, before-]

I can't imagine your heating bill.

Yeah, well...I'm still not that good at estimating the value of money on this planet, so it's kind of hard to tell what's high and what's not.

Edited 2017-11-16 17:31 (UTC)

Heh, fair enough.

Good luck with winter. You might need a few extra jobs to afford the heat bill.

I'm living in Heropa. I should be good.

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