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Gobble gobble gobble!

[Here's a grown man in a turkey hat looking ridiculously proud of his headwear choice and his high pitched turkey gobbling, at least the stupid voice only lasts for those initial three words before he's addressing the camera on a rather more serious but bright note.]

Turkey Day is right around the corner, a day for family and friends alike to come together and share what they're thankful for over some of the best dang food around. I, for one, am thankful for being a part of this awesome community of imports- you guys are all great, by the way-, plus I'm doubly thankful for having my bestest buddy, Jake, show up this month so I could share and enjoy that awesomeness with him. Hey, Jakey! [Excited wave at the camera!]

I'll be cooking up a feast this Thursday, and I'd like to send out an open invite to any of you out there who might otherwise be spending the day alone or just with limited celebration plans. It's not easy being away from home and missing your folks back there, so lets band together and enjoy what we have here: a community of bad ass super heroes who always have each other's backs.

Doesn't matter if we've never met, there's no better place for an introduction than around a Thanksgiving spread, and there's no need to bring anything but yourself. Alcohol is always welcome though.

In the meantime, what are you thankful for, network?!

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So if I show up, does that count as a villain crashing the party?

[Poe is in space so his hair, while still perfect, is floating a little more than usual. As is Poe.]

Hey, buddy!

Sorry that I'm missing out on the food but - what's this I hear about your best friend?

Well, I did say open invitation to all. That includes villains, so long as you promise to behave for a whole day.

[Woo, he got called buddy by a cool dude! Best of days.]

My best friend! Jake! He showed up here earlier this month and I couldn't be happier! You guys totally need to meet, you'd really get along.

Turkey Day? I take it that’s a local holiday?

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[Oh my goodness, it's the finest man in all the history of ever right here on his video screen. Forgive Boyle's smile growing even broader.]

Yuh-huh! In America we give thanks for the blessing of the harvest, which means we can all sit around and eat a crap load of turkey. It's awesome. Most holidays are awesome, but they're especially so when they celebrate food!

What's turkey day?
Do people throw special feasts for it?

[ Why do people here have feasts for everything?! Why is there so much food? ]

[... Why is this man smiling at him like that? He has a bad feeling about this.]

Oh, so it’s a harvest celebration. I see.

Though what is turkey?

[Because food it awesome!]

Yeah! It's a great reason for people to get together and feast to their hearts content, while being really thankful for it. Don't you have any holidays like that?

There's an entire holiday dedicated to Turkey?

... [What even--]

Oh, right. Different worlds and stuff, huh?

Well. It's a fat bird that's become synonymous with Thanksgiving, and it tastes reeeeeal goooood. You should totally come try some!

Basically, yeah! The eating of it, anyway. It's just such a good sized bird to share around.

frnds

Might have to introduce me over the network, since I'm a little preoccupied right now. [He grins at him.]

But that's great, Boyle. I'm happy for you, bud.

He's coming to your thanksgiving, I'm guessing?

[Obi-Wan looks a bit confused for a moment as he ponders this. He had called it Turkey Day but now Thanksgiving? Come to think of it he thinks he has heard the last one said in public, but never questioned it till now. Perhaps those were optional names for the same day then? That makes sense.]

So you give thanks for the harvest and use it as an excuse to over eat on turkey? Somehow I don’t think the fat bird is very thankful.

[A bit of an odd holiday but there are stranger.]

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I'm afraid I still don't understand the concept of Thanksgiving. Is it a harvest celebration or...? Is it simply a national holiday of thanks?

American have so many holidays, I can't seem to keep them straight.

A whole day? I can't possibly make that promise. But let me tell you a secret—I've already made my way into your fortress.

[ Gosh how did he not get eaten alive at the NYPD? ]

Shit, I'm honestly curious about your cooking.

Anyway, if you're asking, I'm forever grateful for the opportunities afforded to me by the people of Virginia.

But I bet that sounds hokey, doesn't it?

I'm invited.

[ Sorry to butt in, Boyle, but Kanan's gonna stick his blind, ugly mug on the screen next to Hera's much prettier one - obviously he's sitting right next to her. ]

So... are "Turkey Day" and "Thanksgiving" the same thing? And "turkey" is a specific food you eat on that day?

An entire holiday devoted to eating a large bird.

Huh.

Earth has a holiday for everything, doesn't it?

You know how I usually feel about - [ There's a brief pause before he begrudgingly says: ] - Turkey Day. But you know what? New city, new leaf!

I can even make the pie. I do that now.

Bee tee dubs - where did you get that hat?

[At the moment, he's thankful he has other plans ngl.]

Amazing. That's the most incredible rendition of a turkey mating call I've ever heard.

[The fact that he's never heard one being beside the point.]

I've apparently been invited to Thanksgiving with my grandson, but perhaps I could drop by yours at some point as well. It seems Thanksgiving is important?

Your show has been very helpful.

...Why are so many American holidays about eating a lot of meat?

[gross. anyway.]

I guess I'm thankful for getting another chance, but... I think about that every day. Not just one day.

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