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[cognitivism]

Is there a card that says "I am sorry I shot you in the face, please go out with me?"

Not so literally, of course. Perhaps something with more humor involved.

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[codeoracle]

First.

Also. Hi Goro.

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[cognitivism]

Seriously?

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[lempereur]

Just do it, he's been waiting for weeks.

Why bother trying to maintain anonymity with such a specific scenario?

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[cognitivism]

Has he?

I wasn't quiet thinking last night. I suppose it was the spontaneity that made be believe this was a good idea.

I'll... keep that in mind however.

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[sleight_of_hand]

[ ...there are so many messed up people, but out of all of them, he’s fairly certain he knows who this is. ]

...........................

You know, when you do the big bad villain reveal, you’re not supposed to actually shoot the hero in the face.

[ Morality reprimands from Adachi? ]

You’re supposed to make them suffer and dwell in the knowledge that you beat their ass, THEN you shoot them.

[ Of course not. ]

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[cognitivism]

Allowing yourself to monologue only gives your opponent more time to attack first.

[vanto]

Sounds like a terrible starting point for asking someone out. No offence.

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[cognitivism]

You aren't wrong. It's unfortunately more complicated then I make it seem.

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[looseleaves]

[ He's just... assuming that 1) the person is still alive and 2) that the shooting was an accident... ]

Umm... you could make your own.
It might be more meaningful...?
Have you thought about gun safety classes?

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[cognitivism]

That is an option, I suppose. I wonder if he'd like that.

...I am very well versed in gun safety, I'm afraid.

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[eloquentness]

On the off-chance that you're not joking and you REALLY shot him......

[ # yikes ]

Just ask him. And maybe apologize for your terrible aim while you're at it.

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[cognitivism]

Totally joking.

[ Yep. JOKING. J o k i n g. He didn't point blank shoot someone in the face even if it was a trick of his cognition. Nope! ]

I feel like I can't apologize enough.

[d33tached]

You've shot your companion in the face?

[D33 is so sick of this world. What the actual fuck, Goro.]

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[cognitivism]

It's complicated.

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[beautiful_monster]

Please tell me you're talking about paintball.

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[cognitivism]

Sure. We're talking about paintball.

Not here

[crimeboy]

[Just do it]

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[accipresident]

Yikes. I don't think they print cards like that, but maybe you could buy a blank one and fill it in?

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[cognitivism]

So I've found. I am considering simply just approaching him in person.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Ok, but the real question is: did you mean to shoot them in the face? Under what circumstances?

But idk what about making a card that says something about cupid having poor aim or needing to go back to bows and arrows

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[cognitivism]

That is a more complicated answer. If I am honest, it was simply a trick of the mind -- he was never injured in the first place.

That is... actually very clever.

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[bragnificent]

no!
why would there be a card for that u psycho

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[cognitivism]

This entire post was not well thought out, unfortunately.

Psycho isn't a new one either.

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[directordisaster]

I looked for one that says "I'm sorry for accidentally murdering your wife and orphaned your daughter, please forgive me" myself. It doesn't exist.

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[ghoulking]

Unless it was an accident, I don't think it'd be very easy.

In fact, even if it was an accident.

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[am_i_a_monster]

did you kill someone and the porter brought them back?

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[stylistic_disloyalty]

Now that's a card I'd have a use for. If you get any leads, let me know hm?

[tropism]

Blank card. Write the following: "Barring unfortunate circumstances in the past, your face is as lovely as ever, and your wallet perpetually charming. xoxoxo"