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[bespin]

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BIG BROTHER 3000. Everybody's watching it. Why not use the opportunity to make a little extra $$$?

Place your bets here, people! Who's going to win those challenges? Who'll sleep with who, who'll fight with who? And who's going to deliver a bombshell in the confessional that'll change the whole game?

CURRENT ODDS:

• Poe gets laid: 3 to 1
  
• Odin delivers a monologue: 2 to 1

Comments

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[shadowglitter]

Can contestants play? I spy an easy way to get rich.
If I bang Poe while screaming about the sanguineous thrall within my etheral ichor, would it, like, be immoral for me to make money off of it through this?
'Cause it'll probably happen anyway but I'm gonna owe a lot on damages to the shuttle by the time this is done.

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[bespin]

Aren't you getting paid to be on the show?

No, contestants are disqualified. Let the rest of us have some fun.

[shadowglitter]

Maybe? I didn't really pay attention to anything I was signing.
They gave me a jet pack though!

But okay, fine. I GUESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for you, I'm a stupid person, so I'm gonna forget about all the bets you'll place on me before it can influence my behavior. Phew.

not bothering with private

[fuckalligators]

pst im putting money on u crying in confessional first

split the profits if u guarantee it

[shadowglitter]

I think I'm literally the only person up here who knows how to cry, soooooooooooo.

Sure thing! BET A LOT AND I'LL DO IT RIGHT NOW

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[h2no]

can you maybe not kill everyone?

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[shadowglitter]

Uh, excuse me? I've literally only almost killed two people so far.

[fuckalligators]

suckers bet no chance odin wouldnt do like 4 a day

we should bet on how many or smth at least put a little chance into it

still anon

[bespin]

I'm open to suggestions!

[fuckalligators]

aight heres way more interesting stuff to bet on:

-how long before someone cries in the confessional n who it is (my moneys on odin day 1)
-if aliens show up (aliens already there dont count)
-whos gonna be the first to say im not here to make friends
-who comes in 1st 2nd 3rd like when u bet on horses
-how tf do they judge this anyway i wasnt paying attention
-if something fucking stupid is gonna happen instead of finishing the show
-whos getting married and how long before they get divorced after
-whos king of the big bed

people will bet on any stupid shit they can on this show

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[reek]

What are the odds that someone kills Odin before he's able to deliver the monologue?

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[bespin]

I'd put that at 10 to 1.

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[reek]

$50 on that.

[carbonfrozen]

too easy

- someone ends up punching Odin in the face halfway through a monologue
- Luke uses the force to make things easier in a challenge because why else would you have the force
- sex in zero gravity
- you know those fights in that show, the one with the heiress and her twin sister, where it looks less like a fight and more like two people who have no idea what a fight looks like trying to have one by pulling each other's hair? it's going to happen

[momchester]

are you seriously telling me that han solo watches Dynasty

[carbonfrozen]

is that what it's called

just turned it on one day cause I got bored

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[bespin]

You laying down any money on those bets?

[carbonfrozen]

yeah, fifty bucks and a free lunch

[Go big or go home!]

actually let me change everything here {video}

[reexamined]

$20 against Poe, $50 for Odin.

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[bespin]

You got it.
Good luck, my friend.

yeah ok lando

[reexamined]

I won't need luck.

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[knaval]

these are all pathetic let me make better and more likely bets

- a mutiny, likely led by odin for fun who then gets the leadership sniped from him by dolorous edd who is revealed to have been scheming the entire time. who wouldn't with a name like that
- someone goes murder nuts
- some space debris hits the shuttle and causes a giant hole. we plug it with poe
- a coffin shows up... but inside is one of us!!!! probably odin. but also while he's still alive in the shuttle.
- mysterious astronaught with amnesia shows up and is the new best friend
- porter mishap. we get warped to another planet. this planet is only populated by a single medical facility filled with a doctor who betrayed all his crew. also there's a virus that makes your insides melt. who catches it? peter probably. the only way to win is to cut off the doctor's hands
- war crimes
- someone takes over navigation and wants to fly us into russia. jonathan proably.
- the djd get out here and kill us all
- we find a cyro chamber or CR tank with a super soldier inside in the basement
- we go back in time and have to stop the human war before it began
- murder mystery. someone orders a full autopsy. you have that for humans right?
- we go to hedonia somehow
- a monster in the basement instead of the super soldier guy
- the navigation is actually russians
- someone gets exiled. to the moon.
- THUNDERCLASH shows up god that would be so cool
- space zombies
- we jump into an alternate reality but don't notice (already happened?)
- love triangle. love square. love dodecahedron.
- a baby we all have to take care of?

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[shadowglitter]

If the supersoldier in the basement turns out to be that 76 dude I'm throwing him out the air lock.

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[knaval]

no way he can stay quiet for this long

still anon

[bespin]

Those all sound varying degrees of unlikely. But as I said, contestants can't bet.