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maskormenace2017-11-27 01:48 am
secondplacescrow) wrote in maskormenace2017-11-27 01:48 am
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[ Poor Edd, he's just so homesick for solid land. His hair floats around him like a halo when he makes a video. As usual, the camera upside down. Eddison Tollett will never get it right. ]
Please, do not go to space. It is not worth it. There's no wine here unless you smuggled some on board, leaving a man to thirst.
Already we have people fighting over tiny pods to talk to, everyone's a thief, and you can't eat the food here because it floats away if you don't open the packets right.
[ What's that he's holding? A flask? One of those skinny ones? Why yes, and he's taking a drink of it. Unfortunately, it wasn't designed for space, so the wine floats out of it, like an ominous liquid cloud. ]
See what I mean? I can't even get to wet my thirst here.
Please, do not go to space. It is not worth it. There's no wine here unless you smuggled some on board, leaving a man to thirst.
Already we have people fighting over tiny pods to talk to, everyone's a thief, and you can't eat the food here because it floats away if you don't open the packets right.
[ What's that he's holding? A flask? One of those skinny ones? Why yes, and he's taking a drink of it. Unfortunately, it wasn't designed for space, so the wine floats out of it, like an ominous liquid cloud. ]
See what I mean? I can't even get to wet my thirst here.
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