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Blue Sargent ([personal profile] pigmypouter) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-11-27 11:19 pm

003 {Video}

[Blue has her phone propped up, enough so the camera gets a good swath of the organized, colorful chaos of her room. She's perched on her bed with a puppy asleep in her lap. It's small but the kind of leggy that makes you think it might be a horse some day. She's counting on that, honestly.]

So back home I used to walk dogs a lot. We could never have a dog at home because it was too crowded with people and cats, so walking dogs was my dose of puppy love for the day.

[She gives the little puppy a scratch, and waves its little paw at the screen.]

I finally got one here, but I was thinking, why stop there? So I'm gonna start doing dog walking again. If you live in De Chima or want to port all the way out here to let your dog have a party with other dogs, I'll walk them.

[Don't you want your furry bud to have just the best time ever?]

$10 an hour, $20 and I'll come to you. But only after school, I have my education to worry about.

[A lie™.]
disentombs: courtesy of pana (Shine on)

Video?

[personal profile] disentombs 2017-11-28 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Wanted to match Noah?

[He's grinning.]
disentombs: courtesy of pana (Shine on)

[personal profile] disentombs 2017-11-29 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh no Gansey's heart is melting.]

Rona? Does Ronan know you're doing that?
admemoriam: (i'm just a ghost out of his grave)

video.

[personal profile] admemoriam 2017-11-28 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
YOU GOT A DOG TOO?????
admemoriam: (i won't put white into your hair)

[personal profile] admemoriam 2017-11-29 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Does she have a name yet?!
admemoriam: (you'll never step foot in my room again)

[personal profile] admemoriam 2017-11-29 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the best thing anyone has ever named a dog.
h2no: (a change of heart)

video

[personal profile] h2no 2017-11-28 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[weeping?? openly??]

D...dog party??

[he'll invite red. also there's some kind of grey snout trying to poke onto the screen to investigate blue's own puppy.]
h2no: (you weirdo)

Re: video

[personal profile] h2no 2017-11-29 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I need to attend. I need this.

[he shifts the camera to show mightyena snuffling away.]

Mightyena. He's my dog.
tenofswords: (pondering)

video

[personal profile] tenofswords 2017-11-28 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't know you liked dogs.
tenofswords: (smiling)

[personal profile] tenofswords 2017-11-29 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'm for it, of course.
tenofswords: (smirk)

[personal profile] tenofswords 2017-11-29 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course. I'd be no match for you, Blue.
tenofswords: (lounging)

[personal profile] tenofswords 2017-12-01 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you could too.
fehus: ✺ fehus. (with the hand that you were dealt.)

video

[personal profile] fehus 2017-11-29 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
[just a chill boy sitting in the treetops on his new roof]

I can't believe your house went from having no dogs to two dogs in like, the same week, and nobody knew. Maybe get a group chat? You'll definitely need it for emergency walkies.
admemoriam: (you'll close it off board it up)

[personal profile] admemoriam 2017-11-29 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Our house had a dog! How do you not know Max yet?!
fehus: ✺ fehus. (everyone that tried to fix me.)

[personal profile] fehus 2017-11-29 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
What? Who?
admemoriam: (this is why I have decided)

[personal profile] admemoriam 2017-11-29 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Max! He’s a pitbull!

[Noah looks flabbergasted.]

He belonged to the other Adam.
fehus: ✺ fehus. (and i'm never ready.)

[personal profile] fehus 2017-11-29 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. That's probably why. -- I'm not like, great, with big dogs. Ronan probably kept him away.
fehus: ✺ starboard. (hang out in corners like a ghost.)

[personal profile] fehus 2017-11-29 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
[GETS,, AWKWARD]

I know. It's not the dogs' fault. I'm not shit-talking anyone's pets. I just, uh, prefer not to deal with them. Um, yours is cute and small.

[lol,]

Is it a boy or a girl?
fehus: ✺ fehus. (you could kill me & you should.)

[personal profile] fehus 2017-11-29 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh good. Good and fine. Fine, and good.

Did you consider just getting a pony instead?
fehus: ✺ fehus. (i live in the jungle i sleep in a tree.)

[personal profile] fehus 2017-12-01 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't say horse, I said pony. I didn't say anything about her perfection. She's doing her, that's fine. Good.
fehus: ✺ fehus. (i've been burnt babe.)

Re: video

[personal profile] fehus 2017-11-29 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't know. It's very cool and teenaged.
fehus: ✺ fehus. (and boy you've won.)

Re: video

[personal profile] fehus 2017-11-29 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, as rebellion goes, this one's gonna involve a lot of pooper-scoopering.
nightmarist: (entertained ☘)

[ video ]

[personal profile] nightmarist 2017-11-30 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Really? "Rona"?

[He's... touched. Shut up.]
nightmarist: (comfortable ☘)

[personal profile] nightmarist 2017-12-01 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Perfect. I never thought I'd say this, but I'm ready to embark on the journey of parenthood with you, Sargent.
fehus: ✺ fehus. (with the hand that you were dealt.)

Re: [ video ]

[personal profile] fehus 2017-12-01 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Is it because you both drool and go to the bathroom outside?
fehus: ✺ fehus. (we're cussin' like sailors.)

[personal profile] fehus 2017-12-01 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Is it because you both need shots and embarrass everyone with your public humping?
nightmarist: (easy ☘)

[personal profile] nightmarist 2017-12-01 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe that, too?
fehus: ✺ thehollowedartists. (i take the corners hard and fast.)

[personal profile] fehus 2017-12-01 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
The likeness is astounding.
nightmarist: (arrogant ☘)

[personal profile] nightmarist 2017-12-01 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
I know. I'm so proud.
fehus: ✺ fehus. (full motivation to make this one mine.)

[personal profile] fehus 2017-12-01 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Try not to give her fleas though?
nightmarist: (berating ☘)

[personal profile] nightmarist 2017-12-01 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm doing my fucking best to keep it under control, Chase.
fehus: ✺ blackveilbride. (here comes the sun.)

[personal profile] fehus 2017-12-01 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
I say this both as a friend and as someone deeply disgusted: time for a flea dip, Lynch.
nightmarist: (delighted ☘)

[personal profile] nightmarist 2017-12-01 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'm getting this lecture from an actual hobo? How?
fehus: ✺ fehus. (give my best to the mess.)

[personal profile] fehus 2017-12-01 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse you, I'm a creepy hermit in the forest now? Get it right, Fido.
nightmarist: (childish ☘)

[personal profile] nightmarist 2017-12-01 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Fleas and ticks. Gross.
fehus: ✺ fehus. (when i'm thinkin' of you.)

[personal profile] fehus 2017-12-01 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
You're gross. Dog breath.