hagalaz | video ✺ And the arm bone's connected to the -- uhhh. Where -- oh, no. Oh, no?

[fehus]

[what's up MoM? have a somber looking blond teen with grey eyes, who appears to be sitting in the treetops]

Hey. Um, it's Magnus. Chase. Considering peoples' arms are dropping off in the street and powers are going nuts and old battle wounds are blasting open in supermarkets and ruining all the clementines and shit, I think it might be good if everybody knew how to get in touch with their friendly local healer. Uh, I'm one of those, but I'm like, also just one demi-dude, so if any healers willing to help out would respond to this post with a text about how their powers work and what cities they're usually in, we can figure out maybe kind of a rotation? Just to help people not go full Ron of the Dead, until somebody figures out how to fix the nanites. I'll leave a place in the post to put your info.

And everybody else, like, consider this an imPort-911 post? All the healers can track it so we can have better response times. And you can get in touch with specific healers if like, there's a specific need.

Uh, Nurse Chase out.

[have a deadpan peace sign, and then the feed going black]

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[h2no]

no. sorry. you can do it if you want anyway.

private

i'm good.
i figure if shit was gonna happen it would've happened by now.

Re: text

[fehus]

nah. i'm not that into cycles of pain. also, if asshole grandpa wants to help, you two maybe shouldn't be response team buddies.

private

hey so please follow your own advice dude?

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[h2no]

you don't have to say that twice

private

well, i'm not about pulling some "it's fine" bullshit when my bones are falling out so i will, don't worry.
if i did that shit you guys would be down a healer so it would just be selfish anyway

private

[fehus]

good big picture thinking. did nanites heal your stab wound?

would you be cool with running evac, if we need it? can crobat take two people and fly them somewhere, if a situation's hairy?

Re: private

[h2no]

yeah, both of them.

he can do that, yeah. i can probably get maxie's crobat to help too.

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[fehus]

were they fatal stab wounds?

ok. this guy is offering to buy medical supplies?

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[h2no]

not immediate. i'd probably bleed out i didn't get medical attention eventually.
i'm sure i'll be fine

that's good
do you
know how to use them?

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[fehus]

? so they weren't fatal?

not a fucking clue? i'm not a real nurse, i'm a magic viking paramedic. but someone would, right?

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[h2no]

i don't think so? i know that's not much help but i'm not an expert on stab wounds

okay. i'll get my internet on and angie can probably explain some of the easier stuff to people.

with
yknow
being an actual doctor. with a doctorate or phd or whatever medical students get. both?

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[fehus]

sorry i've been stabbed a lot. if it didn't hit like, an organ or sever any major artery, it was probably not fatal. which means if you suddenly start ruining clementines it sounds like you'll be able to contact somebody about it. (me)

i forgot about google. are we seriously watching bluetube videos about how to medicine?

you think she'll help? i don't know her well. she let me look at her house once.

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[h2no]

the one i got in the leg might've hit an artery. i remember it bleeding a lot real fast. also i just googled arteries and they're like everywhere in the legs. how are humans alive? we're so fragile

i don't know about you but i am now.
wow
"how to do brain surgery" thanks bluetube

i think she will. she was a combat medic for a long time back in her own world.

Re: private

[fehus]

you don't even want the list of fucking dumb shit i've been killed by. we're basically held together by spit and bubblegum.

cool this guy miles has a headache go fix his brain. (jk.)

i'll ask her what supplies should be. ok, we've got healers, bandaids, and a flying bat. what else do people need to not die?

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[h2no]

two bats

also: common sense

so

we're fucked

Re: private

[fehus]

fuck common sense, we're in imPort territory now.

Re: private

[h2no]

we need someone with an idiot radar in their head
like they can tell when some dumbass has wounds and is trying to act like they're fine

Re: private

[fehus]

i have that. it's a joy. a blessing. praise frey

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[h2no]

shit, really?
praise frey for delivering unto us this bounty

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[fehus]

am i the bounty? did you just say thanks to my dad for me?

Re: private

[h2no]

yes
where would we be without you, magnus

Re: private

[fehus]

listening to fewer dumb jokes. crobat would miss me, though.

Re: private

[h2no]

probably
i really gotta get niko to evolve his golbat and get crobat to drag maxie's out to yours
imagine that
3 crobats.

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[fehus]

i'm imagining. it's cool.

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[h2no]

hopefully reality soon

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[fehus]

can pokemon heal stuff?

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[h2no]

there are plenty with the ability to heal either each other or humans or both but unfortunately none present can do so
the closest thing to it is blue's exeggutor can use hypnosis to put people to sleep, but he doesn't like to do it, so.
maybe one day someone'll come in with an audino or miltank.