hagalaz | video ✺ And the arm bone's connected to the -- uhhh. Where -- oh, no. Oh, no?

[fehus]

[what's up MoM? have a somber looking blond teen with grey eyes, who appears to be sitting in the treetops]

Hey. Um, it's Magnus. Chase. Considering peoples' arms are dropping off in the street and powers are going nuts and old battle wounds are blasting open in supermarkets and ruining all the clementines and shit, I think it might be good if everybody knew how to get in touch with their friendly local healer. Uh, I'm one of those, but I'm like, also just one demi-dude, so if any healers willing to help out would respond to this post with a text about how their powers work and what cities they're usually in, we can figure out maybe kind of a rotation? Just to help people not go full Ron of the Dead, until somebody figures out how to fix the nanites. I'll leave a place in the post to put your info.

And everybody else, like, consider this an imPort-911 post? All the healers can track it so we can have better response times. And you can get in touch with specific healers if like, there's a specific need.

Uh, Nurse Chase out.

[have a deadpan peace sign, and then the feed going black]

Comments

[brobecue]

Woah. Real. That was real.

He does have nice bone structure. I say this in the most platonic and heterosexual way one man can appreciate another's face.

[lempereur]

My appreciation is purely artistic, of course.

I am specifying because I am spoken for, not because I am concerned about anyone's perception of my sexuality.

[brobecue]

Deep.
Okay.
Yeah.
You know what?

You're right. I can see it. He's got the kind of face that screams "If I had been alive during the European Renaissance I would have traveled to Florence for a portrait to be made of me, and it would have become so widespread and revered that it would have been referred to in modern critical art classes as a perfect rendition of human kindness". I can see it.

[lempereur]

Precisely.

What did you say your powers were? Mind reading?

[brobecue]

Haha. Close? Except not close. Not close at all?

I can heal people. Physically and emotionally. It's-- kind of weird right now? But it still works.

[lempereur]

weird how?

[brobecue]

[ TIME TO LIE ]

Healing people just makes me a little more tired than it used to. Given how badly the nanites are playing up for some people, I don't really have a lot to complain about. I just need to pace myself a bit better until it comes good again.

[lempereur]

There are people in the hospital because their wounds have opened back up all at once.

I am trying not to complain.

[brobecue]

... Yeah.

Are you okay? Is something wrong? I can heal you, like I said. Physical or emotional. What do you need?

[lempereur]

I broke my shoulder in August, and now it is horribly sore. I am otherwise fine.

[brobecue]

I can fix that! I can totally fix that! You should have led with that, you idiot! Magnus's handsomeness can wait!

Where are you? Do you want me to heal you or would you rather one of the other healers swing by? There's a whole list!

[lempereur]

You were the one conducting the poll, I was trying to help.

I am at home. Surely, there is someone else with an emergency for you to take care of?

[brobecue]

Well. Don't, next time? Also, don't be obtuse. Dork.

If you're in pain, that's enough of an emergency for me. I'm coming over.

[lempereur]

If you insist...I am at home, working.