text.

[therewillbeorder]

Given that business has been picking up, it has become necessary to look into hiring an office assistant to handle a few things I don't have time for.

I am looking for someone with at least some experience with office duties such as sorting mail, handling paperwork, running work-related errands, and managing schedules. Discretion is a must as well.

This is only a part-time position, at most 10 hours a week. I can address any questions here or by private message. Applications should be submitted privately and, if necessary, I will contact you in the middle of next week for an interview.

Comments

text;

[herrstory]

How much will you pay?

text;

[therewillbeorder]

It depends on the experience of the applicant and what skills or experience they have to offer.

text;

[herrstory]

I have many years of experience in boring, mundane office work as well as killing terrorists who threaten the sacred order I am sworn to protect. I am highly skilled in meeting deadlines and my attendance is impeccable.

text;

[therewillbeorder]

There is no need for murdering- I already ahve someone for that.

But very well, I will message you for an interview time on Monday then along with directions to the office.

voice;

[secondplacescrow]

Sounds like you need a steward, lad.

voice;

[therewillbeorder]

If you want to work for me you'll address me with the proper respect, by my last name or rank.

voice;

[secondplacescrow]

Thanks for the offer, but I am already employed in warning others what kind of weather they are having.

text;

[therewillbeorder]

It wasn't an offer. I expect to be addressed by rank or name as I'm not a child.

text;

[subroutined]

I haven't got any experience, as I've never actually held a job before the one they gave me here, but I learn quickly. I'd like to help, if I could.

[ Learn how to function in the world, as well as a little more about this man who looks like him. ]

text;

[therewillbeorder]

What job were you assigned on arrival?

I have no doubt you can be very useful.

[subroutined]

I'm to do a voice on a show about a comedian AI. Which is kind of funny.

[therewillbeorder]

I'm sure you'll do well, just remember what I taught you about your accent. Speaking properly is important.

text

[knaval]

what's the rate?

text

[therewillbeorder]

That would depend on your experience and skills.

Re: text

[knaval]

3 mil years exp with crap like this

text

[therewillbeorder]

Well, isn't that impressive.

[reexamined]

"Must not mind working for a complete prick."

[therewillbeorder]

Oh look who is back to himself once more.
I've heard you managed to recover yourself.

[reexamined]

I did, and I've taken preventative measures to ensure that doesn't happen again, in case you decide to be wildly uncreative and try it a second time.

[candor1]

"—willing to use unprovoked lethal force against the vulnerable"

[therewillbeorder]

Your side has absolutely no moral high ground here.

And if there is something you wish to discuss, this is not the place.

[vanto]

I hope you find a suitable candidate, sir.

[therewillbeorder]

That is my hope. If you are free Monday or Tuesday afternoons, you'll sit in on the interviews.

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[vanto]

[vanto]

I'll clear my afternoons as you require.