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[bypasser]

[Otabek doesn't use the network very often, other forms of social media even less. He's come to realize that it can be a useful tool if someone is: bored, curious, or seeking specific information. In his case, the first led to the second which resulted in the third.]

Hello, everyone.
This is not a serious issue, but if you have time to spare, please respond.

[There, now that's settled.]

It's called the Five of Anything.
I'll have a list below and you pick something, or more than one.
Then tell me. If you see someone with similar tastes, tell them.

[If anything, maybe himself or someone else will come out of this with new friends.]

- favorite novels
- favorite scary movies
- worst movies that you've ever seen
- favorite flowers
- favorite vegetables
- favorite dinners
- foods you'd prefer not to eat again
- cities you'd most like to visit
- countries you want to see
- favorite TV shows
- most disliked things
- favorite animals

[ooc: feel free to threadhop and stuff in this post!]

Comments

[beautiful_monster]

It's like some gross pudding.

[lempereur]

Creamy. That is the texture.

[beautiful_monster]

Well I don't like it. It doesn't suit the flavor.

[lempereur]

I'm heartbroken.

[beautiful_monster]

Shit, does that mean we have to end it?

/s

[lempereur]

I should hope you're not willing to quit that easily.

You will just have to make up for your cruelty elsewhere.

[beautiful_monster]

You're going to have to come over for that.

[lempereur]

Gladly.

[beautiful_monster]

Then hurry up.

[lempereur]

[ Already on his way...window this time?

Yes. How he manages to do is so smoothly in leather pants will always be a mystery. ]

Whatever will you do if I decide you cannot summon me at your leisure?

[beautiful_monster]

[ Yuri grins brightly and leans over from his computer desk to steal a quick kiss. ]

Why the hell would you decide something like that?

[lempereur]

Perhaps I would like to summon you instead.

[ Yusuke slips his shoes off and sits on the bed next to Potya, who he scratches behind the ears. ]

How do you plan to go about mending my broken heart?

[beautiful_monster]

You've done it before.

[ He swivels in his chair to face Yusuke, smiling when Potya rewards him with a pleased prrt. ]

Hm...maybe a real kiss? Unless you've got something else in mind.

[lempereur]

That would be a promising start.

[beautiful_monster]

A start, huh.

[ Well, it would give him time to think about what to do next. For now he leans forward, fingertips ghosting across Yusuke's cheek as he steals his lips for another kiss. ]

[lempereur]

[ A very promising start, he thinks, smiling happily into the kiss and taking his attention away from Potya. To her displeasure, of course, that hand curls around to the back of her human's neck, and plays gently with the long blond hair there. ]

[beautiful_monster]

[ Yuri hums in approval and nips lightly at Yusuke's lower lip, dragging a hand lazily down his side. ]

[lempereur]

[ He's rewarded with a soft sigh, and a readjustment so that Yusuke can make room for him, coaxing him closer with a hand pressing against his lower back. ]

[beautiful_monster]

[ A low and pleased sound rises in his chest, and he moves forward with the hand on his back, settling himself comfortably in Yusuke's lap.

Where he decides to pull back from the kiss and turn a bright-eyed smile on him. ]

I was thinking...since you like playing with my hair, have you ever thought about styling it? [ He presses on, leaving no room for Yusuke to object yet. ] It could be a nice surprise for Beka.

[lempereur]

[ Like Yusuke would object. He would do just about anything Yuri asked him to do, even without getting cozy in Yusuke's lap and forcing a gentle flush onto his face. ]

You would let me? [ He does like playing with Yuri's hair, and since he's been so directly called out on it, he may as well run his hands through it some more while he's got him here. Soft, and shiny, and long... ] My affinity towards it is largely carnal in nature, you realize. If that is the reaction you want from him, I would be thrilled to help you.

[beautiful_monster]

[ Yuri tilts his head forward, just lightly knocking their foreheads together. ]

That's what I'm hoping for. I've even got some dyed hair extensions you can use if you think it'll help with the finished look.

[lempereur]

[ He hums, dotting kisses across Yuri's face while he thinks. ]

Red, if you have it. To ignite one's passions.

[ Not that Beka will need the extra prodding, but it's a lot more fun that way. ]

[beautiful_monster]

[ Sap!! Not that Yuri minds it. He couldn't keep a smile off his face if he tried. ]

Of course I've got it. I've got the whole rainbow.

[lempereur]

[ He has no shame over it whatsoever!! ]

Good. Grab that and some pins.

[ Yusuke scoots out from under Yuri and leans back against the wall, making room for Yuri to sit between his legs, nice and cozy. ]

[beautiful_monster]

[ Yuri steals one more kiss before Yusuke's backed away too far and then stands to go retrieve the extension and pins as well as a comb. He makes himself comfortable in the space Yusuke's left for him, setting the supplies down within his reach. ]

Did I get enough pins for you?