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[ambasciatore]

Okay so... I've never had a job before. Cool, I guess.

[ There's a slight pause, before he scratches at the back of his head. He looks tired, rubbing at his eyes for a moment before he looks at the camera again.]

What's dinner theatre?

I've probably got more questions but let's start there. I need to figure out if it's more or less infuriating then fighting a giant statue of a naked Roman emperor.

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[bindsthedead]

I think it's a place where they put on a play and serve dinner?

And it's probably better, unless you prefer fighting people to dealing with them.

[ambasciatore]

Seriously? So wait no actual murder happens? I guess that means it's not a mystery.

[ Though he'll have to figure out what a host actually does. If he has to act he is out. ]

I prefer not dealing with people at all if I can help it.

[bindsthedead]

No, although perhaps it's intended to be a sort of puzzle?

Then I don't think you'll enjoy it. Although their assigned jobs are often ridiculous or jokes.

[ambasciatore]

They should really try and liven it up a bit.

What job did they give you?

[bindsthedead]

Well, the first time it was a security guard at a cemetary- given my responsibilities at home, I think it was a joke. The next time was an ice cream parlor, and I don't know what they were thinking.

I ended up finding my own work, in the end.

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[pocketfulof]

Nico!

[The video feed shows a pleasantly surprised blond boy--complete with a grin like sunshine. Someone's pretty happy and relieved to see you.]

When did you get here--are you all right?

[ambasciatore]

Oh it's you.

[ But he's smiling, clearly glad to see him. ]

Uh... today I guess. I spend the time looking for my government issued bedroom. That doesn't sound ominous at all.

[pocketfulof]

Rude.

[Said in good humor and with a laugh.]

Mm. Where'd they stick you? I'm in De Chima--a lot different from a camp with a couple cabins, but not too bad for ominous government housing.

[ambasciatore]

De Chima! [ Oh good. He doesn't need to find a way to move immediately to where ever Will was. Odd his luck was never that good. ] Uh... number one I think.

[pocketfulof]

[Oh gods, that was cute. Hi, Will is smiling stupidly at you.] So we aren't too far apart. Good--Uh, want to meet up?

[ghoulking]

[ aha - Nico. Kaneki knows he doesn't remember being here, which is a shame given everything that happened. But in any case ]

I can't say it's less infuriating - we had to fight giant things before. They weren't naked, however. [ it's a plus?? ]

[ambasciatore]

That's a plus. It was... an experience. [ One he was certain he'd never forget. ] I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

[ghoulking]

Why was a giant statues attacking you, anyway?

[ambasciatore]

How much do you believe in gods and should-be dead Roman emperors?

[ghoulking]

After being here for a while, you learn to accept everything.

[redhott]

[ There's a lot Kyle wants to ask, especially seeing as Nico is back, but he starts with the most important: ]

Oh man, which emperor?

[ambasciatore]

Nero. [ Right? Yeah that sounded right. ] Guess that's better then Caligula but still not fun.

[redhott]

Oh, um, yeah I'll have to take your word on it.

[ World History class was a long time ago. ]

Nero was the one with the violin? Or something...

[ambasciatore]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's right. He watched Rome burn, I think?

[redhott]

Man what a dick.

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[fehus]

[have a blond boy with grey eyes, and a rather deadpan expression]

Depending on where you're from, it's either an excruciating interactive murder mystery experience, or people going off on eachother in the street while you eat a hot dog.

[ambasciatore]

Neither sound like fun.

Guess I am quitting my job. They're probably not going to be surprised.

[fehus]

What kind of fun job do you want? Circus Clown? Puppy Softness Tester? Chocolate Wizard?

[ambasciatore]

...Puppy softness tester? [ Oh gods was that a thing? Why did this guy remind him of a funnier annabeth? enjoy the look of utter confusion on his face. ]

[fehus]

-- The fur. Not the squishibility. That wouldn't be very fun.