7. Hambooger

[continuousgroaning]

what's the worst or funniest way your device has tried to autocorrect you?

i'm curious because I was trying to type a diary entry about my boyfriend and how i want to kiss ham instead of him

and all the times i've almost texted my housemates that we were having Taako for dinner

or calling Magnus a mango

i could use a good laugh

Comments

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[subroutined]

I find it easier not to use the phones for text, and just write everything mentally.

[continuousgroaning]

oh I didn't know that was possible!!

i'm not sure typing out my thoughts would be a good idea though

[subroutined]

I don't know if it's possible for just anyone. I'm connected to wireless so I've always been able to do it. I'm typing this mentally just now!

It's not stream of consciousness. I still have to mentally compose what I'm saying, and decide to send it or revise.

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[ghoulking]

I usually don't use hands to type.

But if you need jokes, I have a lot of puns.

[ text ]

[continuousgroaning]

sure, I love puns!! dad's really good at them and I try but I'm not that great

[ghoulking]

I love puns and one-liners, really. But I don't think it's about "doing great", it's all about delivery.

In any case, have a one liner:
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.

[quickfingers]

Mango sounds pretty legit as a Magnus substitute, though.

[continuousgroaning]

true

I think it kinda fits both of them doesn't it??

[quickfingers]

All Magnuses... Magnii? Are hereby declared Mangoes from this moment forward.

I live dangerously though, I turned off autocorrect.

[fehus]

no

[quickfingers]

whatever you say, mango

[versusseeker]

turned it off
hard 2 type w/ it

[The way Red types, anyway.]

[continuousgroaning]

oh yeah, that makes sense

i'd miss seeing your style :)

[versusseeker]

no style
jst ezer

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[heisenbitch]

Tuna 😜

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[continuousgroaning]

tuna belches!! that has happened to me

[heisenbitch]

My phone decided I meant Heads Punjab first time I typed in Jesse Pinkman

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[fehus]

but how do you really feel about ham?

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[continuousgroaning]

i like it, but not enough to kiss it ;)

I don't even like hamburgers enough to kiss them

Re: text

[fehus]

i can think of at least ten foods i like enough to kiss.

none of that was autocorrect which i guess says something about me.

[reexamined]

I don't use the autocorrect feature.

[Since he already has his own, superior spelling features.]

When did you get a boyfriend? Who is it?

[continuousgroaning]

oh, you probably don't need it, right?

his name is John :) he's a native of this world, but he said he doesn't mind me being an imPort. we're just kind of enjoying each others' company for now

[reexamined]

Yes, I don't need it.

I see. I'm glad for you.

[fuck that jimmy jr. kid anyway.]

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[partoftheirheart]

I haven't had to type anythin in a while, so i'm having trouble with it myself!

My phone doesn't even know my name!

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[continuousgroaning]

well hopefully it's not close enough to another word to be misspelled!! my name is Tina but i've typed Tuna more than once