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[sleight_of_hand]

[ When Adachi appears on the screen he... already looks like he's had a couple drinks, as he's swaying a little in front of the video. Riza the poochyena can just be seen in the background of the video, her head tilted and looking like she was saying she was disappointed in her human dad. ]

Heeeeeey~! It's February first! You all know what that means!

[ He held up a glass beer bottle that's practically empty. Yep; definitely buzzed at the very least. ]

Who wants to join me drinkin' for my birthday~?

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[catchacold]

Didn't know that, but I'm up for a drink.

Where are we drinking?

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[sleight_of_hand]

Anywhere? Everywhere? We got alllllllll night~!

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[catchacold]

Tell me where to meet you and we'll take it from there.

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[sleight_of_hand]

Mmm...

[ After a moment, Adachi sends over some GPS coordinates. ]

Let's start here in Heropa and work our way up the cities.

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[battysitter]

You are already drinking alone, it's kinda sad, man.

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[sleight_of_hand]

There's no rules against starting early when it's your birthday.

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[battysitter]

I guess not, just kinda sad you're doing it alone, no?

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[sleight_of_hand]

Well why d'ya think I'm asking people to join me?

Duh.

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[generalgrievous]

No.

[Flatly said.]

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[sleight_of_hand]

Awwww, whatsamatter, Chocolate? Allergic to a good time?

[ He paused, tilting his head. ]

...oh, I guess you don't drink period. You'd probably short circuit.

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[generalgrievous]

It is not necessary to me in this form.

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[sleight_of_hand]

Oh, so you're just allergic to a good time. Got it.

[Video]

[generalgrievous]

I am certain that your idea of a fine time is not the same as mine.

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[sleight_of_hand]

Considering your idea of a good time is pointy stabby death, no, no it's not.

[ Dammit, chocolate is killing his buzz. Excuse him while he takes a swig of the beer of the moment. ]

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[generalgrievous]

[He's such a downer.]

I take it you do not wish for a repeat of a certain dismemberment.

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[sleight_of_hand]

Why do you keep feeling the need to bring that up? Is it because you have nothing to show for it?

[ He paused, taking a longer swig from his bottle. ]

I should ask my therapist. You know, you should go to a therapist too; might help with that little everything issue you have.

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[generalgrievous]

If you continue calling me by disrespectful names then I will continue to bring up your failures.

I need no therapist.

[Except he totally does - and he holds long grudges.]

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[sleight_of_hand]

Mm... yep, totally because there's nothing to show for it. Geeze; if you're mad about that, take it out on the nanites, not me.

[ Callin' you out, Chocolate. ]

Nah, man, you totally do need one. If I need one, you definitely need one. I'd recommend mine, but I want her to still be around for my sessions.

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[generalgrievous]

I see a doctor to make sure everything is functioning as it should be. That is enough.

[There's more to it and he has been having issues he thinks need to be seen to but there's a block in his brain that makes him hesitant to as yet go all the way with having it thoroughly checked out.]

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[sleight_of_hand]

Mm... maybe they should poke at your head too.

Seriously, man, keeping all that grudge in you isn't healthy.

[Video]

[generalgrievous]

Are you honestly concerned about my health?

[His tone is skeptical.]

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[sleight_of_hand]

Hey, like I said. Even I got to a point where I realized I needed a therapist.

You can only fall so far down a hole before you start trying to grab at the walls.

[Video]

[generalgrievous]

Your advice is noted but unnecessary.

[So stubborn.]

[Video]

[sleight_of_hand]

[ Adachi let out a huff of frustration. ]

Fine. Don't ever say I wasn't nice to 'ya, though.

[Video]

[generalgrievous]

Perhaps the drinks are speaking for you.

[Video]

[sleight_of_hand]

Nah, not that drunk yet.

[yol8]

Looks like you already got a head start. When's your birthday?

[sleight_of_hand]

Today, of course~ Why else would I be drinkin' already~?

[yol8]

Uh.

[Not gonna touch that one.]

Anyway, so you want a drinking buddy, huh? You mind if it's someone you don't know?

[sleight_of_hand]

Nah, I don't care. That's part of the fun~!

[yol8]

Alright, then you got one. Where you at?

[sleight_of_hand]

M'at my place in Heropa right now, but I can totally relocate to a bar. Not that drunk yet.

[yol8]

Depends on how pissed you plan on getting tonight?