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[burger_king]

The year is 2018 and the Red Scare is alive and kicking. Worlds collide as we're brought here under mysterious circumstances, given gifts we couldn't dream to prepare for. Trapped without hope for escape we ask ourselves - will we ever see our homes again? Our loved ones? Will we embrace our new lives and is it a question of when - not if - that these powers turn on us? So many questions, and yet the biggest mystery is something else entirely.

Best burger joint. Give me your suggestions. Bonus points for cheap menus.

Comments

[littlemissfutility]

obviously some of them are better than others
but idk they aren't really my big thing i guess
ummmmmmm
i went to a place that was pretty good, it's a bar at night and a restaurant during the day
it's in nonah

[burger_king]

Yeah? You remember the name?

[littlemissfutility]

king's or something like that
they have weird BBQ but everyone in NC does

[burger_king]

Thanks. I'll add it to the list.

You like dessert in general or just ice cream?

[littlemissfutility]

cool, i hope you like it
i like lots of stuff
but we didn't have ice cream at home for a long time
or anything frozen
so it's more interesting than a twinkie

[burger_king]

That makes sense.

I work at this place in Maurtia Falls - the Life of Pie. Stop by if you're around, I could use the distraction.

[littlemissfutility]

definitely, i love pie
what's the best flavor there???????

[burger_king]

It varies and I haven't worked here long enough to test out the menu yet. Pecan is pretty decent.

[littlemissfutility]

i'll be the judge of that, haha
pecan pie is my favorite

[burger_king]

Seriously? I think the stakes just got higher.

[littlemissfutility]

i'm from georgia :o) pecans are what we do
well and peaches
but pecan pie is the best
what's your name???? so i know who to ask for at your shop

[burger_king]

Jughead Jones. Don't wait too long, I don't plan on working there forever.

What's your name?

[littlemissfutility]

jughead???? seriously??????
i'm beth greene

[burger_king]

Seriously.

Nice to meet you, Beth.

[littlemissfutility]

is that your real name or a nickname??????



sorry
you too
i've just never met someone who actually WANTS to be called jughead before

[burger_king]

It's what people call me. No one uses my legal name, not even my parents.

My little sister's called Jellybean. Only it's JB now, she thinks it sounds cooler.

[littlemissfutility]

jellybean??????
okay jughead doesn't sound so bad anymore
so are you looking for a new job???

[burger_king]

[ Hey don't insult his family and their creative and wonderful names!! ]

Yeah, I guess. Keeping an eye out in any case.

What did they give you?

[littlemissfutility]

[these are the kinds of names your parents call you when you're four!!!! they aren't real names!!!!!!]

good luck
you can basically do anything here it's pretty nice

i sing jingles for ads, it's pretty fun
i do stuff on bluetube on the side

[burger_king]

[ It's real to him! ]

That's cool. I've never met anyone who does jingles before.

What's your channel called?

[littlemissfutility]

me neither actually :o)
but if you hear an ad for turtle wax on the radio it's probably me
oh it's anthembeth

[Her next text is a link to it.]

if you sing or play anything i love doing duets

[burger_king]

cool thanks.

I don't, but my best friend is really into music. Archie Andrews - do you know him?

[ Little does Jughead know that they missed each other. ]

[littlemissfutility]

that's not the archie who has pokemon is it???????
if it isn't i don't know him

[burger_king]

idk I haven't seen him here yet. Maybe?

Red hair, good at football.

[littlemissfutility]

dang, different guy
the other one's like 30, i guess it'd be kind of weird if he was your bff
if you see him tell him i need people for jam sessions