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[burger_king]

The year is 2018 and the Red Scare is alive and kicking. Worlds collide as we're brought here under mysterious circumstances, given gifts we couldn't dream to prepare for. Trapped without hope for escape we ask ourselves - will we ever see our homes again? Our loved ones? Will we embrace our new lives and is it a question of when - not if - that these powers turn on us? So many questions, and yet the biggest mystery is something else entirely.

Best burger joint. Give me your suggestions. Bonus points for cheap menus.

Comments

[ghoulking]

Eye-catching? With what objective, exactly?

[burger_king]

The objective of getting a long list of burger joint recommendations, which I got. Mission successful.

[ghoulking]

Google can also do that for you-

[burger_king]

I have it on good authority that Google doesn't eat burgers.

[ghoulking]

People who leave reviews and rate places usually do.

[burger_king]

Yeah but then you're not getting the personal touch of an actual conversation.

You ever consider I might have ulterior motives with this question?

[ghoulking]

You have ulterior motives about hamburgers?

[burger_king]

It's not about the hamburger. It's about the people.

[ghoulking]

I suppose that's a way to meet people.

[burger_king]

I'd call it a rousing success.

[ghoulking]

I'm glad to hear it.