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[burger_king]

The year is 2018 and the Red Scare is alive and kicking. Worlds collide as we're brought here under mysterious circumstances, given gifts we couldn't dream to prepare for. Trapped without hope for escape we ask ourselves - will we ever see our homes again? Our loved ones? Will we embrace our new lives and is it a question of when - not if - that these powers turn on us? So many questions, and yet the biggest mystery is something else entirely.

Best burger joint. Give me your suggestions. Bonus points for cheap menus.

Comments

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[fehus]

that's the spirit. welcome to the shitshow.

do you wanna say it's your birthday, too?

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[burger_king]

Absolutely not. As far as I'm concerned, I don't have a birthday.

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[thirdstrike]

cmon we cud totally pull off being twins

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[fehus]

don't insult the new guy like that.

[burger_king]

No no I can kinda see it.

Baby brother, maybe. Baby step brother.

[thirdstrike]

what!
why the fuck do I have to be the baby brother??

[fehus]

'cuz you're so darn cute. 💖

[burger_king]

Aren't you younger than me?

[thirdstrike]

im 17
n if its my birthday then thatd make me 18 so i probly have seniority over both of u now

[fehus]

it's your fake birthday, you can't base real seniority on your fake birthday.

[burger_king]

you're kidding, right? 17?

[thirdstrike]

1) what r u gonna do about it
2) how old did u think i was??
3) fuck u BOTH

[fehus]

i thought you were fifteen tbh.

[burger_king]

Me too. Definitely not older than me.

[thirdstrike]

ok i bet i cud of still dropped both of u in a fight when i was 15
when we get there see if i share my fucking hot wings now

[ He will. ]

[fehus]

wait who the fuck am i if you're his itty bitty sweet baby step brother? some dude?

[thirdstrike]

u can be the hippie foster brother

[burger_king]

I'm good with this. Or some dude. Either's fine.

[fehus]

the lack of imagination here is unacceptable.

[thirdstrike]

feel free to make up some shit urself asshole
otherwise i was thinking maybe ur name cud be ragweed

[burger_king]

Yeah I'm not hearing a lot of suggestions from your end.

[fehus]

ragweed is such a choice hippie name? i guess i'm ragweed the drifter, some dude.

[thirdstrike]

it is isnt it
n just so u both know, when we get there its still gonna be my 18th birthday

[fehus]

i'm 18. and i'm fucking immortal? sit down