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[burger_king]

The year is 2018 and the Red Scare is alive and kicking. Worlds collide as we're brought here under mysterious circumstances, given gifts we couldn't dream to prepare for. Trapped without hope for escape we ask ourselves - will we ever see our homes again? Our loved ones? Will we embrace our new lives and is it a question of when - not if - that these powers turn on us? So many questions, and yet the biggest mystery is something else entirely.

Best burger joint. Give me your suggestions. Bonus points for cheap menus.

Comments

[specialise]

2 na!

[ she's killing herself laughing btw. #sciencenerds ]

[burger_king]

[ Yeah okay he'll give that a snort on his end. ]

Okay, that was pretty good, I have to admit.

[specialise]

ok i think i might have a joke that's more for you
if you're ready to be amazed and wowed again

[burger_king]

Show me what you got.

[specialise]

what do you say to comfort the grammar police?

[burger_king]

I don't know, what do you say?

[specialise]

they're, there, their
a comforting pat on the shoulder isn't mandatory for this too

[burger_king]

That was terrible. [ He loved it. ]

Do you have a whole arsenal of these?

[specialise]

you betcha
i got bored one night so i googled things to make me laugh, which was counterproductive since i wanted to sleep.
i can't believe people take the time to think this shit up.

[burger_king]

I've literally never done that. Not even once. [ Of course he has. ]

Good thing for the rest of us, I guess.