Video;

[reexamined]

[It’s everyone’s favorite horrible droid! 

K-2SO turns on the video feed, and everything is awful. Behind him are three portraits, one of which even features Kaytu, while the other two feature Odin, one of which has Odin in a very compromising position, but you wouldn’t be able to see below his chest, due to the other portraits covering that one up.

He’s also dressed (yes, dressed!!) in something… awful. Something no one should be wearing.

It is an “Odin Squad” uniform, aka a “tight-fitting” mesh bodysuit, which on his droid body, means it’s just weird fishnet-like material, awkwardly on his chassis and tight in places that aren’t even sexy- just horrendous. Over that is the varsity jacket that also says “Odin Squad” in black glitter and sequins, and a cape. Fortunately for everyone, he did not bother with the sword-heeled, thigh high boots. Those lay on the floor next to him.

The only thing he’s actually pleased with is the sword. He likes the sword. He's still holding the sword.]

Thank you for the sword and the portrait, Odin. I will be burning everything else.

[He kicks at the pair of shoes, for emphasis.]

Comments

( video )

[quickfingers]

[Jesus christ. Peter laughs and he laughs hard.]

Props for giving it a wear first. Lookin' fly there, bud.

[reexamined]

The netting is stuck inside of my arm joints. The only way this is coming off is if I cut it off.

[Video]

[sleight_of_hand]

[ There is not enough brain bleach in the world for what he is witnessing right now. This isn’t just sad, this is horrifying. Like Odin needed to be arrested just for thinking this, let alone going through with it. ]

...I don’t think I’m adult enough to deal with this.

[reexamined]

If you are adult enough to post videos of your own intoxication on the Network, you are adult enough to see me in a mesh body suit.

video

[aberrant_type]

[Way too enthused, leaning close to the camera, beaming, BEAMING --]

You are adorable! I could just eat you right up!

[reexamined]

Stop.

[shadowglitter]

[ odin's feed turns on with a fuckin' bang as he slams his fists hard against his desk. ]

Yes! Yes!!! You're beautiful! You're perfect!!! I mean, you're kind of a pathetic coward for shying away from the shoes, but - you're fantastic! It's everything I ever dreamed it could be. Like a ray of light breaking through cloudy skies.

The sword's pretty dope, right? Don't answer. I know it is.

[reexamined]

My gyro-balance systems were not made to operate under the conditions a knife-heeled shoe would cause.

I'm unsurprised you like this, despite everything.

[couldbebeautiful]

I want the shoes. Do you still have a pair around somewhere?

[aberrant_type]

You... you're the one responsible for this?

video;

[doitforthevibe]

[ Cisco appears on screen, also wearing the Odin Squad jacket with red glitter lettering (but not the bodysuit or cape or boots, no thank you). ]

Are you for real? One of my competition is a robot?

video;

[reexamined]

I know.

Terribly unfair to you.

vid

[fauxmarth]

[what the hell is a droid.

talking mannequin? the scariest one she's yet seen. but the scariness is offset by the Ylisse family brand of poor fashion taste -- bleeding dark soul edition. she's spied him working on that jacket, for one thing.

well. maybe just drawing it. but it's ugly enough that her fashion senses can remember.]

You must be one of Odin's many other friends I've yet to meet. [delighted:] The jacket has turned out very lovely! Odin picked very nice colors.

[reexamined]

[Immediately:]

How much is he paying you to say this?

text;

[photophobic]

[ ...What in Vader's name is that.
No. Seriously. W h a t.]

That's a new look.

text;

[reexamined]

[Oh, this is payback, isn't it.]

I deserved that.

video;

[flightforfreedom]

[It's just Poe, one hand over his eyes, laughing for five minutes straight.]

[reexamined]

[Stares, the whole time. It's not like he can laugh in response.]

Thank you for your support, Poe.

video;

[holisticallydetecting]

[Hi Kaytoo, look, it's Dirk, and he's wearing exactly the same thing that you are - his varsity jacket is bright lemon yellow - but he does not have the sword. He grins and waves happily.]

You're coming too? I had no idea robots could be so fashionable!

video;

[reexamined]

Oh. You'll be there.

[He doesn't sound... pleased, really, but anyway-]

This isn't fashion. I don't know fashion very well, but I know this isn't it.

video » from the other room

[onlydoubts]

[ the video is a pair of feet - feet in said very fashionable and extreme heels, looking a little bit unsteady in them. Camera pans up and Bodhi (also wearing the jacket) waves. With the hand not currently holding onto the hilt of a sword... ]

I think you need a bigger size.

video but also action i guess??

[reexamined]

The wood floors, Bodhi.

Video

[drivesadesk]

[Jonathan is wearing a blue glittery version of the jacket, in a much, much smaller size.]

You look great! [This is a lie.] But I've gotta ask, you said 'the' portrait. Which one are you keeping, then?

[reexamined]

You have to ask?

[Obviously, the one with himself in it, but... refusing to answer gives the implication of otherwise. And maybe he just wants to joke around with Jonathan right now.]

LITERALLY JUST DOWN THE HALL

[couldbebeautiful]

If you're not gonna wear those shoes I will!

actionnn

[reexamined]

They're yours. Try to not wear them in the house.

VIDEO.

[specialise]

[ raven does her best to stifle her laughter. ]

This isn't what I meant about wearing something that compliments your hot bod, K-2.

VIDEO.

[reexamined]

Because your jacket idea was better than this one.

[Gestures to the glitter. The sparkles.]

VIDEO

[pummelgranite]

You know . . . I'm kind of into you and fishnets conceptually, but . . . I dunno . . .

[ this is an abomination tbh ]

[reexamined]

But not in actuality. I understand. I'm also not "into" me wearing this either.

video;

[snarkbot]

...That is quite a lot of gifts.

[ Also those gifts are A Lot. ]

[reexamined]

It is. The sword is nice at least.

voice.

[functusofficio]

Oh.

Oh, dear.

[ That's all. ]

video still

[reexamined]

I can tell you are unprepared for me to usurp your position as 'Most Fashionable Individual From Our Galaxy.'

Video

[rebellionsarebuiltonhope]

[Oh thank heavens, they're getting burned. Jyn looks relieved.]

I'm glad I won't be seeing those horrendous things around the house anymore.

Video;

[reexamined]

Actually, I've changed my mind. The one with Odin nude is going in the kitchen.