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[9544]

hello dear citizens!!

i have a really important request to ask of you all

so please lend me your ears 👂

and lend me your texting fingers 🤗

and let me know ................

if you were to adopt a pet, what would you call him/her/them? #petequality🐶🐱🐦 #imwithher

fyi my pals and i are trying to adopt a puppy so we could use some cool name ideas

my top picks are: john, mcclane, and nakatomi but obvs we're open to suggestions

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[yaaas_queen]

HOLD UP

u r picking out puppy names and not including Blade?? Shank? Jaeger?

how will they be an alpha with a name like Nakatomi

#bethealpha Jake 🐶

[9544]

NAKATOMI IS A GREAT ALPHA NAME

u shut ur mouth

i do like jaeger tho

that's going on the list

[magnitudes]

Achilles for a dog, obviously.

Which is probably why my sisters named all my pets.

[yaaas_queen]

Strong choice

Achilles is a courageous 🐶 name

almost as good as Achillinator

what did your sisters come up with?

[holisticallydetecting]

Oh Oh Oh!!

Okay.

Obviously it has to be something Cute and yet Brave and Amazing. So let's see. Um.

... Blitzen....?

No, wait, I think that's a reindeer.

[9544]

no reindeer names

and no reindeer games!!!

1/2

[flightforfreedom]

hah, bodhi was asking the same question a while ago

he ended up calling the dog ace
which is pretty on point

'buddy' never goes wrong

2/2

[flightforfreedom]

[Wait, he just read the name attached to the post.]

hold up

jake peralta? as in best friend of charles and apparent legend jake peralta?

[lesterzeppelin]

Depends on the puppy, doesn't it?

If it were up to me, I'd probably go with Arrow.

[yaaas_queen]

it's a puppy we want to come back

or else Rosa 🔪🔨🔌🔪🔫💣 @ everyone




maybe Boomerang is better??

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[perfectible]

Name it after your favorite character. Or your personal hero.

Or after a character from Die Hard.

[hardboyled]

Great idea!!!!!!!

oh.

but we can't name it after MY personal hero

because then we'd have two jakes in the house and that'd get confusing

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[generalgrievous]

I had a pet. His name was Gor.

[9544]

is that like

short for something???

or ...

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[legionnaires]

what about something simple, like spot?

[9544]

come on, man!!

this is the perfect opportunity to get real creative

and the best you've got is spot???

[canonized_demon]

I like Browning, or Mossberg...maybe Ruger.

[9544]

those names are legit

are there any meanings behind them?

or they just sound cool?

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[curiosityvoyage]

I have a pet, and I named him D'Artagnan. Dart for short.

Anyway, since D'Artagnan's taken:
Athos
Porthos
Aramis
Dante
Gage (after the guy who got a metal bar through the brain and survived anyway)
Zinethar

[9544]

big fan of those musketeers aren't you?

[ And no, before you get any ideas in your head about Jake reading more than 5 books in his life, one of which did not include The Three Musketeers, he saw the movie. ]

ok second q

what name goes best with arlo?

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[exceptionalthief]

[....................................................]


Who the hell ARE you?

[9544]

[ oHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT ]

just a guy

standing in front of another guy

asking him

for dog names

[ Yes.

This was, indeed, the best Jake could do as the first thing he ever says to Hans Gruber ever, AKA THE COOLEST VILLAIN IN THE WORLD

Ugh. ]

[extremeteenbible]

HOW DO YOU GET THE LITTLE PICTURES?

oh wait, I found them

here at our house, we've got:
Steven 🐟
Taylor Swift 🐍
Uncle Jesse and... I forget the Chihuahuas name 🐕🐕

[continuousgroaning]

her name is Alf

[continuousgroaning]

i have an imaginary horse named Jericho

my aunt's got a cat named Mr. Jim Business

but if i got a dog i'd probably name them allen, griffin, matt or boo boo after one of the guys in my favorite band

[yaaas_queen]

normally band names r g8 source of names

but I cannot abide boo boo

griffin can stay if it's all y's

GRYFFYN

[battysitter]

Mercury
Prince,
Bowie,
Malcom,
Syd,
Meine.

But if I have to pick the tops, mcclane I guess.

[yaaas_queen]

👆 this guy gets it

Bowie & Prince esp

curse these keys not giving us his Love Symbol emoji!!

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[lasersounds]

If you're going with the Die Hard reference, you'd have to go McClane or Nakatomi.

John kina loses the reference appeal. Too subtle.

[9544]

right???

yeah you're right

and a dog named john???

that's like calling my dog richard

or roger

wait that's my dad's name

definitely a no

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[admemoriam]

all my pets are just named after food i like

[yaaas_queen]

soooooooooooooooo...

does that mean u 🍴 ur 🐶🐱🐦

or it's all j/k?

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[fettering]

hello!! if i can ask, are you planning to adopt from a shelter??

[9544]

where else would you adopt a dog???

unless my neighbour's got dogs i guess

should i ask them??

[stretchy_girl]

Umm umm...let's see.

[She's been pulled here by the mention of things cute and furry.]

Fluffy or...or Mr(s) Tibbles!

[She looks very proud at having remembered those two AWESOME names.]

[yaaas_queen]

we need names that say

confident

assertive

not relying on outdated honorifics to get some respect

video

[halloflamer]

I've never been into nicknames. How come people here don't just call their animals by their name?

Back home, it's about 50-50...

videeeeooo;

[9544]

What, like ... a dog called Dog?

[ Flatly: ] That's original.

Nnnootttt.

Also, imagine calling your dog back? So many dogs would respond!

[izanyagi]

I'm very much in favor to Nakatomi. Popular names where I live are Ryu, Mochi, Yuzu and Momo.

[9544]

those are dope names

japanese right??

do they have meanings??

and you've got good taste 👌

POINT FOR NAKATOMI!

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[onlydoubts]

I asked this question not too long ago. Wound up going with Ace, as per suggestion but I got a few good ones.

Spot, Fluffy, Rex, Chandler...

[9544]

hey man! haven't seen you in a while 👋👋

not since the partyyyy

hope you enjoyed yourself! 🎉

what is it with 'spot'?

chandler! omg like friends

rex is p good too

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[majorlyugh]

a big die hard fan? nakatomi is a cool name for anything, i think.

i had a dog back before i got here, and my room mate named it minor. because i'm named major. it took me an embarrassingly long time to get the joke. that aside, i'd say go with what the pup is like when you get it! or you could go with the generic, "dog."

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[9544]

die hard is the best movie ever made 🏆

it has EVERYTHING

and it IS everything! 🥇

re: nakatomi, im so glad you agree!!

POINT x3 FOR NAKATOMI

major and minor omg thats some gina levels of genius

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[am_i_a_monster]

The pets I adopted came with names.

I like the name Hunter for a cat. That might not work on a puppy. Maybe Bolt if the puppy's fast.

[9544]

isn't there a movie with a dog called bolt

bolto?

balto?

oh wait that's a wolf

[pop_of_color]

no way in hell are we naming it anything after die hard. no fucking way.

iris or amanda if it’s a girl, or miles or graham if it’s a boy.

[hardboyled]

...

aren't they all characters from the holiday?

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[storyseeker]

Why not "John McClane"?

Also, my dog when I was a kid was named Fluffernuts, but I was young. I didn't know any better.