maskormenace | ( video )

[ the feed opens with alex's face, a kerchief over her green curls and a shit-eating grin on her clay-spattered face. she's obviously in her studio, and there's a half-dozen half-finished projects spread over her work-bench, some finished ceramics in the background. ]

You know, I think my boyfriend is finally getting the hang of this clay thing. [ she flips the video, showing off a slightly horrifying cactus in a hat, zooming in and then reaching out to turn the cactus around so you can appreciate it from all sides. ]

Meet Prickly Jim. Pretty sure Magnus is too busy groaning in embarrassment somewhere, but I think he's cute. Sheriff of his own little cactus town, maybe. Or the town drunk. Possibly both.

[ she wiggles the little cactus around as if it's excited. ] Honestly, this is worlds better than where he started. I think I'm gonna' turn him into a sculptor yet. Right, Prickly Jim? [ she makes the cactus bounce and bow in agreement, then sets it down, flipping the video back around. ]

I know you're all jealous that you don't have a boyfriend as great as Prickly Jim or mine, but them's the breaks. Guess you'll just have to lust over them from afar. [ she flashes a 'deuces!' and the feed ends. ]