[video] riddle, riddle on the wall

[riddleman]

[The man is dressed in a classy suit with green highlights, using needlessly dramatic lighting as he starts to talk, very master of ceremony.]

ImPorts and Very ImPortants!

[He turns the camera around to show a wall that he has artfully decorated with a word cloud. Yes, he has put a lot of work in.]



Some of you might have enjoyed the riddle page of the Heropan Post before. I've been architect of it for a few months now. You're welcome!

Yet here I come to you with a riddle that I can't ever seem to quite figure out by myself.

[The camera is turned around again and he can be seen slowly drawing a heart in the air with two fingers as he talks.]

I'm worthless to one but priceless to two. What am I?

I am love.

Wait! That's not the riddle that leaves me puzzled. It goes deeper. One of the few questions where I'm not certain of the answer yet. Whenever I think I know, I get thrown for a loop.

So.

What is love?

Or, should I ask, what is it to you?

Comments

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[fireandhoney]

I was really, *really* drunk. I don't even remember everything I did that night. I later found out that the guy I got drunk with the Daedric Prince of Debauchery, Sanguine.

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[beaky]

Well, that sounds like quite the night! I must say, at least you got drunk with the right man.

How does one become the prince of Debauchery?

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[riddleman]

...are you considering another change in career?

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[beaky]

I'm not cancelling it out.

I don't think it'd vastly differ from a club owner and I'd get royalty perks.

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[fireandhoney]

Unless you've been a daedra this entire time, your chances of taking the title from Sanguine might be slim.

But I guess if you were to drink, party, and get people in trouble just for laughs as much as Sanguine, you could become the mortal equivalent.

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[beaky]

I think I have always achieved that. Depending on your definition of trouble... I've set a lot of people up and killed my fair share so I believe that classes as 'trouble'.

And I own a club so I'm close enough.

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[fireandhoney]

Sanguine's idea of trouble is more getting mortals to go on wild goose chases, or tricking them into streaking through a city, or that bizarre night I had thanks to him. More often than not, his pranks can lead to people getting arrested or nearly killed, though.