9. Jorse [text]

[continuousgroaning]

i think about horses a lot

almost as much as i think about love and romance and dating boys

so when i needed to come up with an opinion poll for a school assignment, what better topic than horses, right, and then i saw this



so here's my opinion poll, should horses wear pants??? or are they beautiful enough just the way they are?

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[flightforfreedom]

i



i honestly don't know the answer to this question

is he

comfortable????

[versusseeker]

only if they wnt 2
but he looks gr8

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[livesfastdiesung]

If they're happy and comfortable, yes!
But they're also beautiful the way they are.

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[pickledturncoat]

[squints]

If pants should be worn--which does not necessarily mean I think they should be--shouldn't they be on the other set of legs? to cover up the [ahem] dangly bits?

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[continuousgroaning]

i would hope so otherwise he'd try to buck off anyone who tried to mount

[continuousgroaning]

i think so too

and if he wanted to go formal you could put a bowtie around his neck

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[continuousgroaning]

i agree with both points, honestly

pants are pretty versatile so you could do a lot of different outfits

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[flightforfreedom]

honestly

i think he could probably go without the pants

unless he was going to wear too pairs

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[continuousgroaning]

well, only if the horse wanted it that way

i'm sure they don't have that much of a sense of dignity ;)

[versusseeker]

or a hat
a fancy 1

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[kanyounot]

[ Kanan is taking this question with the seriousness it deserves okay. ]

If the horse is capable of making that decision and wants to, absolutely yes.

If the horse is incapable of making the decision (non-sentient), it depends on if it benefits the horse or at least does no harm.

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[pickledturncoat]

Apparently not, no.

[Considering how silly it looks at the moment.]

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[continuousgroaning]

jeans ARE pretty comfortable

but i see what you mean- you'd have to make them special for the horse to make sure it feels comfortable in them too

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[continuousgroaning]

maybe a skirt would be better in that case, then

and if I had a horse we could wear matching skirts

[continuousgroaning]

like a top hat!!

or a crown of flowers

though i'm not sure that would go well with a bowtie

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[continuousgroaning]

or a skirt!! that might be less intrusive

[versusseeker]

i think it wud look gr8

[continuousgroaning]

if i get a horse for my birthday i'll experiment

[versusseeker]

?
whens ur bday?

[He's so getting you a horse.]

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[pickledturncoat]

That sounds like quite the fashion statement.

[Not a good one, mind you.]

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[continuousgroaning]

the best

my siblings and i were once in a school fashion show and i got to be the model and i just pretended to be a horse the whole time

stepping high and pretty

[continuousgroaning]

tuesday

i'll be having a party next weekend

[versusseeker]

thts cool
happy bday t

[He is so getting you a mothershucklin' horse.]

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[ripstides]

why not just ask the horse?

[ oh, right, not everyone can do that. oops. ]

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[continuousgroaning]

I wish i could!!